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[shifterclaws]

I just woke up from a nap and got up to go pee. Sitting there I felt like I had a loogie so I coughed it up into the sink in front of me. When I did it had something black in it so I was all 'WTFFFFFFFFFF' Well...I picked it up and looked

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[pouncewhisper]

I have just said Oh god at least twenty times and I'm not stopping any time soon. I think this post has won this community.

[___heyvanity]

[logicoflove]

[franchick]

OMG - I just lol'd for ages - this is very very funny!

[allhallowsevexx]

i literally D:'d that's just not right. not right at all. :(

[just_say_narf]

This same thing happened to me with a spider but I felt it crawling around in my mouth and just spit it out into the sink.

[poprocks_4_all]

That happened to me too when I was about 10. I felt it in my throat and gagged my ass off until I threw up.

[franchick]

Oh god, yuck!