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Roomie 1: *walks out of bathroom with tears in her eyes*
Roomie 2: Are you okay!? Whats wrong?
Roomie 1: *blink, blink* huh?
Roomie 2: You are crying. Are you okay?
Roomie 1: *blink, blink* Oh, I just took a huge shit. You know, one of the ones where you are biting your lip and sweating and gritting your teeth and grunting and baring down with all your might, gripping the sink and the tub and shaking as you push your brains out and almost pass out cause youre holding your breath and all that comes out is a little nugget, but you still feel 50 pounds lighter *smiles proud*
Roomie 2: *blink, blink* O.o well if I would have known, i wouldnt have asked
me: *rofl*
Roomie 2: Are you okay!? Whats wrong?
Roomie 1: *blink, blink* huh?
Roomie 2: You are crying. Are you okay?
Roomie 1: *blink, blink* Oh, I just took a huge shit. You know, one of the ones where you are biting your lip and sweating and gritting your teeth and grunting and baring down with all your might, gripping the sink and the tub and shaking as you push your brains out and almost pass out cause youre holding your breath and all that comes out is a little nugget, but you still feel 50 pounds lighter *smiles proud*
Roomie 2: *blink, blink* O.o well if I would have known, i wouldnt have asked
me: *rofl*