this is not JE fic because it's not pr0n.

[tongzhiai]

This is kind of crappy and stupid as I finished it hurriedly but I know happiestwhen will love it all the same.

ikuta toma and the clever fanfiction title
harry potter parody meets toma ikuta (+yamapi) meets kpop miscellanous
pg-13
i don't own the boys, or harry potter. rowling - i'm sorry.
5,000+ words wtf

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[happiestwhen]

“I can't decide what to name it. It's female, so I suppose a female name would only be appropriate.” Teukie looked thoughtful for a while. “Emily?”

“I'm very bad with English names,” Toma admitted. “Jessica?”

“You're right, Jessica's much better.” Teukie pet the bird. “Sweet Jessica.”

WTF. I WAS GOING TO LOVE THIS BUT NOW I CAN ONLY SEETHE.

kidding. but really. :( :( :(

Eeteuk is so great in this. And TOMA. And Changmin in Care of Magical Creatures <33333. And all the gay jokes. And threatening to put Hyuksu in different bands. And the chest monster. And the Arashi single and Teuki liking Shige. And kjalsddklfj;fasdjsdfa how did you manage to squeeze all these ridiculous jokes and references into this I will never know. The Boy Who Didn't Debut will go down in history as a tale of epic proportions. I am just awed. And amazed. And still seething that I am not Eeteuk's duck. :((((((

[tongzhiai]

There had to be some evidence against this being graituitously fanservice-y. Does Jez not deserve a little Teukie love? C'mon.

how did you manage to squeeze all these ridiculous jokes and references into this
Well, it was like this discovery that this fic could be like HP.. But then deciding, FUCK IT, I'm lazy, I'm not writing all that shit when I can write Yamapi!Ron sucking face with Heechul (which I didn't write but you know, whatever).

Also, Teukie tries to be all responsible Headmastery but then he's distracted by the sparkly. Kangin's like a babysitter or something. I was just LOL'ing over what I can make Teukie do because he's Dumbledore and that's goofy enough in itself.

And then at the end I was like, "This shit makes no fucking sense whatsoever, so it's all Toma's dream." Those Dallas writers were really up to something..

SINCE I'M SELF-CONGRATULATING HERE, wanna know my favourite bit of this story? Besides "Yamapi called me a slut" and "ELF rights", it's this;

“How's your sister?” Toma suddenly thought to ask

[spurious]

THIS IS REALLY REALLY AWESOME.

[tongzhiai]

OR JUST POSITIVELY INSANE.

[this_is_cd]

OMG I CANNOT WAIT TO READ

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[tongzhiai]

RARRR.

[this_is_cd]

“I can't decide what to name it. It's female, so I suppose a female name would only be appropriate.” Teukie looked thoughtful for a while. “Emily?” “I'm very bad with English names,” Toma admitted. “Jessica?” “You're right, Jessica's much better.” Teukie pet the bird. “Sweet Jessica.”

THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER.

I LOVE YOU. And it IS a great name. *_*

The Arashi single. The NEWS DVD. The stomach monster. Manifestations of Toma's lust for Pi. Headmaster Teukie's mental instability. Jin buying Harry Potter books. Siwon being Potions Master (I totally just typed POSITIONS MASTER twice T_T) Changmin in CARE OF MAGICAL CREATURES LMAO. FURRY PAWS. ELF rights. RYO keeping Pi on a leash SOBBING.

This whole fic is just the winningest ever. I don't know what my favorite part is but I rather enjoy being Headmaster Teukie's duck. As named by Toma, The Boy Who Didn't Debut. *_*

GOD RITE MOAR PLZ.

MOAR SUJU/DBSK/JE/HP CROSSOVERS. THE WORLD NEEDS THEM. The world needs YOU.

[this_is_cd]

I think my stupid computer is stuck on italics. Or I just didn't close the code. >.> :\

WRITE HEECHUL/PI DATE-O! *cough*

[tongzhiai]

I SHALL I SHALL.

[tongzhiai]

Finally, a purpose in life. :P

ELF should have molestation rights. I mean, er. What. >_> (Well, not really. I should. Not all of ELF.)

Teukie is just so nuts. Which isn't really canon but it is really fucking funny.

Thank youuuuu.

[vanillacat]

OKAY SO I HAVE DECIDED YOU ARE AMAZING. And that anything you write for happinesswhen is made of win. I-I am feeling rather incoherent at the bottom and there is just so much crossing-over winnage (you should totally write teacher!fic, okay) and HeePi and homo janais and and and and I TOLD YOU I WAS INCOHERENT AKDJGKAJGA;

You know her, she's in our house. I think her name's Maki or something.” *cackles* Oh, when fandoms collide... One never expects to see H!P in a SJ/JE/DBSK fic, so I was all OMG GOCCHAN. I am an H!P loser who fangirls little Japanese girls, adljgad;.

[vanillacat]

*at the moment, I TOLD YOU I WAS INCOHERENT

[tongzhiai]

Actually, I meant this Maki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horikita_Maki

I don't know much about jpop outside what my friends fangirl and what jdramas introduce to me. It's very lame but whatever, I don't care, I just listen and dig kpop. :P

Glad you liked the fic, though. It's lazy prose but the point of it were the jokes anyway so yeah, glad it worked for you.

[vanillacat]

Oh, damn. You see, I thought it was Goto Maki because Yamapi had a "scandal" rumor with her involved - because OH NOES DEY WERE DATING GASPU THIS IS NOT ALLOWED!!1 and damn.

I kind of miiigrated from j-pop to k-pop, and while I have no lost love for KAT-TUN, I still enjoy all my old happy bands like Arashi and what have you.

I DID LIKE THE FIC I DID I DID. It wasn't so lazy that the jokes didn't come through, which is A+ bonus bucks. \:D/