this is not JE fic because it's not pr0n.

[tongzhiai]

This is kind of crappy and stupid as I finished it hurriedly but I know happiestwhen will love it all the same.

ikuta toma and the clever fanfiction title
harry potter parody meets toma ikuta (+yamapi) meets kpop miscellanous
pg-13
i don't own the boys, or harry potter. rowling - i'm sorry.
5,000+ words wtf

Comments

[swtjemz]

*INCOHERENT FLAIL* OMG. OMG. OMG.

BEST CRACK EVER. TEUKIE. KANGING. TOMA. HEECHUL. YAMAPI. OMG. ALKSFJS;KLF. THE TWINS HYUKJAE AND JUNSU. OMG. *FLAILS* THE JOKES AND REFERENCES AND ARASHI'S SINGLE AND NEWS CON DVD. ALFJA;SLFKJ;ASLKFJ;AKFJ

*FLAILS SOME MORE*

[tongzhiai]

It's a show of love to the old fandom that's not as sparkly anymore but can still make me like anybody if I cast them as Ron. Siiiiigh. Oh Ron.

Glad you liked it.

I'm sorry to subject you to this but I fail at leaving coherent comments.

[shabzilla]

shabz: iso just posted about fivil writing toma fic and i have in a tab-- it sounds kind of amazing
jemz: jf;asklf
jemz: I KNOW
jemz: SHE'S BEENFLAILING AT ME ABOUT IT ALL DAY
jemz: I am about to read it
jemz: :D
shabz: AHAHAHAHAHHHAAA THIS IS SO AMAZING OMG SORRY I HAVE TO SPAZZ HERE SO I CAN JUST C+P THIS CONVO AS A COMMENT FOR I AM LAZY BUT OMG HONI JAMNOY
jemz: okay
jemz: hahaha
jemz: sunbae!
jemz: oh kangin!
shabz: asdlfajl;sda wait for yamapi and heechul in quidditch lessons sdjalksjd
jemz: the BOY WHO DIDN'T DEBUT
jemz: OMG
shabz: INORITE
shabz: WAIT FOR HONI JAMNOY AND DIE
jemz: THE TWINS
jemz: HYUKJAE AND JUNSU
jemz: THEY BICKER SO MUCH IN REAL LIFE
jemz: THEY CITE EACH OTHER AS ONE OF THEIR MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE
shabz: TOMA TOMA TOMAAAA
jemz: TOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
shabz: ohmygod why is the fic so amazing i just what-- brain incomprehension
jemz: HOMO JANAIII
jemz: OALKFJ;ASLKF
jemz: I KNOW
jemz: SO FULL OF CRACK
shabz: and i am talking utter rubbish but there is no other way to express my joy and gleee and lord this fic

Re: I'm sorry to subject you to this but I fail at leaving coherent comments.

[this_is_cd]

HEY. I'M A DUCK, OKAY?? NOT just a "BIRD" RIGHT???

Re: I'm sorry to subject you to this but I fail at leaving coherent comments.

[tongzhiai]

Mind you, ducks aren't exactly the coolest birds..

Re: I'm sorry to subject you to this but I fail at leaving coherent comments.

[bloodybrilliant]

HEY. I never claimed I was cool.... >.> Or that Teukie really is, seeing as he chose a duck...

[zombiecide]

OMG stumbled here somehow, and read out many parts to my roommate although I'd already told her to read it herself.
(Ah, I want to get into SuJu o.o)

[tongzhiai]

I can only fully recommend getting into SuJu.

Glad you liked the story!

[inevitabilityy]

I just got into SuJu and then I read this.

And I. HAVE NO WORDS OH MY GOD THIS IS SO BRILLIANT AND. And!!!

"Homo janai!" RECURRING JOKE, OH. -cries-

HEECHUL IS A GIRL, OH MY GOD, -cries-

RYO KEEPS PI ON A SHORT LEASH, OH MY GOD, -cries-

YAMAHISA TOMOSHITA, PI DATES MAKI TO GET OVER HEECHUL, TOMA FALLS IN LOVE WITH YAMAPI'S YOUNGER SISTER WHOSE NAME HE DOES NOT KNOW, Romanian transfer student, you know the one who I punched after he wouldn't stop singing that Numa Numa song, OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. HONI JAMNOY! OH MY GOD. -cries-

Okay so maybe that wasn't speechless but it was mostly incoherent aka

YOU = SO MUCH WIN.

This fic = A+++++

Seriously. I. !!!

[tongzhiai]

Congrats for getting into SuJu! May you enjoy it muchly.

Heechul is a girl. Or wait. Yamapi likes to think so, yes.

Thank youuuuu. This is the weirdest fic I've written and it's weirdly awesome to see it appreciated.

[blessedangel13]

XDDDDDD

ILU

THIS FIC= AMAZING

THIS IS THE BEST CRACK I'VE EVER READ. AND I CAN'T QUOTE ANYTHING OR I'D BE QUOTING THE WHOLE THING XDDDDDDDDDDD

*DIES OF LAUGHTER AND FROM THE FIC AMAZINGNESS*

[blessedangel13]

OH YEAH

*MEMORIES 4EVA*

[tongzhiai]

Glad you liked it!

It's the crackiest crack I've ever cracked. Sigh. So weird and yet I'm fond of it.

[blessedangel13]

I memoried it. XD that's how amazingly amazing it was. PERFECT CRACK. 8D