eunhyukpr0n.doc

[tongzhiai]

Sadly, it's not Eunhyuk pr0n, it's just about Eunhyuk ..and pr0n. Inspired by his bandmates recently being all "LOL Hyuk watches porn!" on TV shows and whatnot. Also, KiHyuk YSMM. <3

flesh entertainment
super junior, eunhyuk-centric (mostly gen but with slight implied kangteuk), pg-13. little over 2,000 words.

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[sugarless_666]

“You borrow my laptop?!” Eunhyuk exclaims.

Kibum laughs awkwardly. “No,”

... *picks self up from under the table* I love Hyukie the best when he's being a fucking loser like that. And... I guess that goes for Kangin as well. I was all "Ahhhh, fixing the light bulb... SO THAT'S WHAT KIDS CALL IT THESE DAYS."

XDDD SO MUCH LOOOOVE.

[tongzhiai]

I love Hyuk!fail but I also like to think he can pwn the rest of them if he so wishes. Hence the ending.

Kangin on the other should just fail and fail and fail because he's so damn cute with it. And then he can charm Eeteuk with this one: "How many Park Jungsus does it take to change a light bulb?"

Teukie will definitely sex him, hopefully not out of pity. XD

[blessedangel13]

XDDD

Awesome. I was waiting for someone to write about his. :D

[tongzhiai]

Glad to be of service!

[tongzhiai]

Bless the Kangteuk, eh? ;)

HyukMin is so adorable. And their friendship is sooo canon, too. :)

Thanks for reading!

[halcyon_morn]

...because Siwon can't be that innocent, not with those abs...

Hyuk!logic FTW. XD

I feel like very few people tackle Hyuk/porn in their fic because of the distinct probability of it turning into "HYUKJAE WATCHES TEH PR0NZ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHA...HA...I have nothing new or interesting to say about this =(" but you needn't worry about coming off as unoriginal in the least. This is barrels and barrels of brilliance-I love the awkward Kangteukery and the sparkly Hyukmin friendship, but most of all I love the fact that everyone is projecting their desire for porn onto Hyukjae in public and using him to get their porn in private. PROBABLY TRUE FACTZ. Yay for you.

[tongzhiai]

Yeah, there are only a few possibilities where you can take the idea. One is, as you mentioned, sort of lame.. The other one is wankfic, which needs to be done really well in order to be hot instead of weird/gross - not something I can pull off, at least not that I think. OR then there's the "Hyuk and SuJu member of choice watch porn together because it's what straight guys do except then they get hot and end up making out and doing other not-so-straight things together and um.." idea that ..doesn't sound so bad now that I type it out. It's clichéd as hell but still.

I feel so bad for Hyuk for being the porn scapegoat and everybody else in SuJu being all "what? no! I'm an innocent young man.." He's not the only one, naturally, and I also refuse to believe he's the biggest consumer of such in the group, too. XD

using him to get their porn in private. PROBABLY TRUE FACTZ.
OMG exactly! Hyuk should start chargin'.

*stops rambling* Glad you liked it!

[fantasylove4ev]

heheh, everyone is borrowing hyukkie's laptop for porn

[tongzhiai]

:D

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