eunhyukpr0n.doc
Sadly, it's not Eunhyuk pr0n, it's just about Eunhyuk ..and pr0n. Inspired by his bandmates recently being all "LOL Hyuk watches porn!" on TV shows and whatnot. Also, KiHyuk YSMM. <3
flesh entertainment
super junior, eunhyuk-centric (mostly gen but with slight implied kangteuk), pg-13. little over 2,000 words.
Eunhyuk watches porn.
And so what. He knows the other members watch porn, too. They just don't have to explain it on national television, because they named him the Porn Guy, the scapegoat, the One in Super Junior Who Watches Porn.
He hates them for that, but the whole thing does have its benefits, too. Like maybe when the girls know he watches porn, they will try to make him stop, perhaps by putting out earlier and making sure he doesn't need to watch porn. Only that hasn't happened yet but that doesn't mean it won't, or can't.
Or the girls might think he's happy with his own hand and his own pornography and leave him alone altogether. That hasn't happened, either, at least Eunhyuk thinks it hasn't, hopes it hasn't, and he is going to kill everybody in the goddamn group (except Sungmin and Donghae, maybe, they seem fairly innocent to this whole porn scandal) if it has.
So he watches porn, big deal. He blames Junsu for it, anyway, since it was Junsu who showed him how to get it the first time, even if Junsu merely showed him the site where he could download TV clips and pirated games, but the porn sort of came natural to illegal downloading and he's pretty damn sure Junsu knows that, too. He tries not to think of Junsu whenever he downloads porn, which is often, but not really more often than the other members do. Really.
He gets his own laptop for games and stuff, which is handy and easy and lovely, except it makes him paranoid because his computer maybe got some kind of a virus. Whenever he turns it on, the most embarrassing folders pop up and he's been unable to get rid of it.
It's one thing to be the guy who watches porn, it's a whole other to be the guy whose computer is so full of porn it's bursting out all over the place.
In the metaphorical sense, of course.
*
When Donghae is hanging out in Eunhyuk's room and looks at the laptop, Eunhyuk knows he has to forbid Donghae from using it.
“I just want to check this site Heechul told me about,” Donghae says as he opens the laptop screen. “It'll take five minutes.”
“No!” Eunhyuk hurries, closing the screen. “Shindong hyung told me they can break really easy, I don't want anybody else using it.”
“I'm not going to break it,” Donghae says irritably.
“Shindong hyung told me they get very dirty easily, too..” Eunhyuk explains, trailing off as Donghae looks at him angrily.
“You won't even let a friend use it?”
Eunhyuk frowns. “But it's so .. it's so ... it's very delicate.” He looks at Donghae, growing embarrassed. “Shindong hyung said,” he finishes awkwardly.
“Fine, forget it,” Donghae says, flashing a strained smile and even though Eunhyuk knows Donghae will be over this within ten minutes, he still feels bad.
He's a porn monster who can't even let one of his best friends use his computer. This needs to be sorted out. He needs an expert.
*
“I need your absolute discretion,” he tells Yesung, who looks at him sleepily.
“What is it?” Yesung asks.
“It's where you fix a problem I have and then shut the fuck up and never tell anybody about it,” Eunhyuk explains.
“I know what discretion is, geez,” Yesung says tiredly, walking past Eunhyuk. “What is the problem?”
“I can't tell you until I have your absolute discretion,” Eunhyuk says.
Yesung rolls his eyes. “Fine, fine.”
“It's about computers. My computer has a problem,” Eunhyuk begins hesitantly.
“Join the club,” Yesung says. “I get blue-screened if I have more than 4 applications running at the same time.”
“So you can't fix my problem?” Eunhyuk asks, disappointed.
“Well, I could try,” Yesung says with a shrug. “But it might not work at all. Is it a big problem?”
“No, it's just an embarrassing one,” Eunhyuk answers and then sees the look on Yesung's face. “I mean, not embarrassing. It's just embarrassing I have a computer problem at all.” He grins at Yesung. “Because I'm so good, you know.”
Yesung looks at him unconvinced. “Is this about porn?”
“It's not about porn!” Eunhyuk exclaims hastily and leaves the room.
*
Heechul might know something about computers. But Heechul is also fond of stories, and “I was fixing up Eunhyuk's laptop when his porn folder popped up” probably makes a really good story in Heechul's books, something to amuse Kibum with and something to scandalize Siwon with (Eunhyuk actually isn't sure if Siwon watches, though he has convinced himself that everybody does, and surely Siwon can't be an exception, no matter how clueless, Siwon has to watch, though Heechul also has this story about how Siwon once wasn't sure how many breasts girls had - per girl - but that one has to be bullshit, because Siwon can't be that innocent, not with those abs).
Shindong would know something about computers, but Eunhyuk's friendship with Shindong includes two things; television, and dancing, and there is probably some universal code that forbids him to extending that friendship to unknown areas, like computers, or porn on said computers.
Eeteuk might know something about computers. Eunhyuk considers it. They are already close friends, and Eeteuk probably knows more about him than Eunhyuk ever intended, and vice versa. Besides, Eeteuk was so nice ...occasionally, anyway, and then at other times he spilled the beans mischievously on national television. But not about Eunhyuk. Hopefully. He was their leadernim, surely that had to count for something.
“I need your absolute discretion,” he tells Eeteuk one night after Sukira, wandering into the dark, mostly empty apartment.
“Wait,” Eeteuk says, holding his hand up. “Is this the part where you kiss me and then swear you're not gay but ask me if I would still consider dating you?”
Eunhyuk steps back. “What?! No!”
“Okay, good,” Eeteuk says. “Because somebody did that to me last week and I'm still not sure what to tell them.”
“Who was that?” Eunhyuk asks.
“Ah, just nevermind,” Eeteuk says and smiles disarmingly. “What is your problem?”
“It's my computer,” Eunhyuk says.
“You have a computer?” Eeteuk asks.
“Yes, the silver laptop,” Eunhyuk answers.
“The one Sungmin was checking emails on last weekend?”
“Yes-- wait, what?”
“Then Donghae took it to his room to show Heechul a website or something, and then Heechul played a game on it, and then Hangeng came by and well, I'm not sure what they did then but I heard a lot of giggling through the door,” Eeteuk says. “It was a silver laptop, if I recall correctly.”
“I-- they-- I'm going to kill-- they--” Eunhyuk struggles to form a full sentence as Eeteuk's eyes widen with realization.
“Wait, is this about the porn folder that keeps popping up? Heechul told me you should probably do something about that,” Eeteuk says happily.
Eunhyuk stares at him, still in shock as Kangin wanders into the hallway they're standing in.
“Hyung, when are you going to--” he begins with a whiny tone but then sees Eunhyuk. “...fix the bathroom lamp. It keeps flickering,” he finishes awkwardly. “Hi, Eunhyuk-sshi. Fun at radio tonight?”
“Uhh, sure,” Eunhyuk answers. Then it suddenly dawns on him, what with Eeteuk's hesitant glances at Kangin and Kangin's decision to stare at his feet rather than looking at Eeteuk, that Kangin might be the leader's Discretion Guy and that is a thought Eunhyuk does not want to take further.
“I think I might--” Eeteuk begins but Eunhyuk interrupts him.
“I'm going to bed now,” he says. “Right now. Bed. Bye.”
It's an all-around smooth way to handle the situation, and now all he needs to do is stop thinking of gay sex whenever sees Kangin and Eeteuk standing next to each other. This will be easy, completely no problem at all, except now he just put the thought in his head and it's therefore stronger than ever.
In the dark of the room, he opens his laptop screen. Screw it, he needs a distraction, he really needs a distraction.
*
It's not awkward that the members know, because it's not like they mention it, or talk about it, but sometimes just the knowing smiles are enough and when Kibum mentions it on Yashimmanman, Eunhyuk is pretty sure he is going to die.
“That was fun,” Kibum says afterwards, and sounds like he means it.
“I really don't have a girlfriend, you know,” Eunhyuk says, trying to avoid the subject of porn.
“I know, but it's fun implying you do,” Kibum says with a smile. “More opportunities for me.”
You really are an ass sometimes, Eunhyuk wants to say.
There's a silence between them, and it's not really comfortable or uncomfortable, and Kibum surprisingly breaks it.
“At least the porn thing was true,” he says jokingly and Eunhyuk blushes.
“Baseball movies,” he still insists.
“Me and Heechul browsed your laptop, hyung,” Kibum says. “There wasn't a single movie on it. Nor do you own any DVD's.”
“Well, that's just .. just because..” but then suddenly Kibum is sitting sort of close to him in the car, and Eunhyuk is pretty sure Kibum wouldn't kiss him for no reason at all, but then he also once thought Kangin was really straight, and Kibum is really close.
“Hyung,” Kibum says, oddly sincere, “it's okay. We all do it.”
Eunhyuk is blushing. “Aish, what are you - really.”
Kibum draws away from him and shrugs. “I'm just saying, we all do it.”
Eunhyuk takes a moment to let it all sink in. “You mean, even Siwon?”
“Of course Siw--” Kibum begins but then pauses. “Actually, him I'm not sure about. This one time he asked me and Heechul a question about girls that was just--”
“You told him they only have two, right?” Eunhyuk interrupts him. “I can't believe he didn't know that, I mean he has to see them there.”
Kibum stares at him. “You have to stop believing everything Heechul tells you, hyung,” he then says, shaking his head. “Though this one time we were out and I swear, a girl trainee took her top of in front of Siwon and he merely asked her if she was cold.”
Eunhyuk's eyes widen. “What, really?”
“Or maybe it was Heechul, I could only see the back anyway. I was kind of really drunk,” Kibum admits.
“So maybe not Siwon,” Eunhyuk concludes. “But everybody else.”
“Yes,” Kibum agrees. “Why do you think we borrow your laptop so much?”
“You borrow my laptop?!” Eunhyuk exclaims.
Kibum laughs awkwardly. “No,” he says. “Hey look, my stop is here. See you later, hyung. Take care.”
Before Eunhyuk can say much else, Kibum is out of the car, jogging towards the entrance of their apartment building already.
*
“Hyukjae-sshi,” Sungmin says, walking into the kitchen where Eunhyuk, Shindong and Donghae are eating Ryeowook-cooked breakfast. “Where's your laptop?”
“Oh, that old thing,” Eunhyuk says, picking up a piece of kimchi into his bowl of rice. “I sold it, part by part.”
“You what?” Shindong asks.
“You paid a ton for that computer!” Donghae exclaims in shock.
“Well, I got the money back when I sold it,” Eunhyuk says with a shrug.
“But you're a net fiend,” Donghae says. “You won't survive without it!”
“Look at me surviving,” Eunhyuk says nonchalantly. “Guess you'll have to get your porn elsewhere now.”
“We don't look at porn on your computer,” Donghae says, laughing with red forming on his cheeks. “Don't be silly.”
“Yeah, really,” Shindong agrees, not looking at Eunhyuk in the eye. “Come on.”
Donghae looks at Sungmin, and Sungmin looks elsewhere.
“Then it's no loss for any of you, either,” Eunhyuk says. “All well ends well.”
“What ends well?” Kangin asks, entering the kitchen.
“Eunhyuk sold his laptop,” Donghae says, standing up. “I'm not hungry anymore.”
“No!” Kangin exclaims, turning to Eunhyuk. “Are you crazy?”
Eunhyuk stares at him and Kangin becomes embarrassed.
“I mean, er,” he attempts to explain, “you loved that laptop. How can you throw it aside like that?”
“It wasn't that good,” Eunhyuk shrugs.
“So you'll get a new one?” Kangin asks hopefully.
“No,” Eunhyuk replies.
“Well, that just.. that just ... godfuckingdammit,” Kangin curses and leaves the room.
“Ayy, really!” Donghae sighs in frustration and leaves. Shindong gets up soon after and walks out, as well.
Sungmin sits down. “Sorry I used it without permission.”
“It's okay,” Eunhyuk says.
They eat in silence for a moment or two.
“It's in closet under my old school books, if you want it,” Eunhyuk finally says. “Just don't breathe about this to a soul.”
Sungmin grins. “Thanks, hyung.”
“Just please tell me you don't...” Eunhyuk begins awkwardly. Sungmin laughs.
“Please. I know how to download my own, thanks. I just use yours for games. Better processor, see,” he then says.
Eunhyuk smiles widely. Maybe one day he'd work up the courage to ask Sungmin about the computer problem.
Sungmin meets his eye and smiles back.
What are friends for.
----
A/N: I've been meaning to write this for a while but what *really* inspired me this morning was sugarless_666's Hyuk characterization in this thingy. Hope that doesn't make me seem like omgz copycat plagiarist or anything - the basic idea was in my head previously, anyway.
Hyukmin is such a lovely underrated friendship. <3 Oh and the "But Shindong hyung said" part came from a real life event recalled by Donghae on some radio show, muishie subbed it but I can't find the link now. They also talked about Eunhyuk being cheap.. Hence why I can't imagine him selling his laptop. :D
flesh entertainment
super junior, eunhyuk-centric (mostly gen but with slight implied kangteuk), pg-13. little over 2,000 words.
Eunhyuk watches porn.
And so what. He knows the other members watch porn, too. They just don't have to explain it on national television, because they named him the Porn Guy, the scapegoat, the One in Super Junior Who Watches Porn.
He hates them for that, but the whole thing does have its benefits, too. Like maybe when the girls know he watches porn, they will try to make him stop, perhaps by putting out earlier and making sure he doesn't need to watch porn. Only that hasn't happened yet but that doesn't mean it won't, or can't.
Or the girls might think he's happy with his own hand and his own pornography and leave him alone altogether. That hasn't happened, either, at least Eunhyuk thinks it hasn't, hopes it hasn't, and he is going to kill everybody in the goddamn group (except Sungmin and Donghae, maybe, they seem fairly innocent to this whole porn scandal) if it has.
So he watches porn, big deal. He blames Junsu for it, anyway, since it was Junsu who showed him how to get it the first time, even if Junsu merely showed him the site where he could download TV clips and pirated games, but the porn sort of came natural to illegal downloading and he's pretty damn sure Junsu knows that, too. He tries not to think of Junsu whenever he downloads porn, which is often, but not really more often than the other members do. Really.
He gets his own laptop for games and stuff, which is handy and easy and lovely, except it makes him paranoid because his computer maybe got some kind of a virus. Whenever he turns it on, the most embarrassing folders pop up and he's been unable to get rid of it.
It's one thing to be the guy who watches porn, it's a whole other to be the guy whose computer is so full of porn it's bursting out all over the place.
In the metaphorical sense, of course.
*
When Donghae is hanging out in Eunhyuk's room and looks at the laptop, Eunhyuk knows he has to forbid Donghae from using it.
“I just want to check this site Heechul told me about,” Donghae says as he opens the laptop screen. “It'll take five minutes.”
“No!” Eunhyuk hurries, closing the screen. “Shindong hyung told me they can break really easy, I don't want anybody else using it.”
“I'm not going to break it,” Donghae says irritably.
“Shindong hyung told me they get very dirty easily, too..” Eunhyuk explains, trailing off as Donghae looks at him angrily.
“You won't even let a friend use it?”
Eunhyuk frowns. “But it's so .. it's so ... it's very delicate.” He looks at Donghae, growing embarrassed. “Shindong hyung said,” he finishes awkwardly.
“Fine, forget it,” Donghae says, flashing a strained smile and even though Eunhyuk knows Donghae will be over this within ten minutes, he still feels bad.
He's a porn monster who can't even let one of his best friends use his computer. This needs to be sorted out. He needs an expert.
*
“I need your absolute discretion,” he tells Yesung, who looks at him sleepily.
“What is it?” Yesung asks.
“It's where you fix a problem I have and then shut the fuck up and never tell anybody about it,” Eunhyuk explains.
“I know what discretion is, geez,” Yesung says tiredly, walking past Eunhyuk. “What is the problem?”
“I can't tell you until I have your absolute discretion,” Eunhyuk says.
Yesung rolls his eyes. “Fine, fine.”
“It's about computers. My computer has a problem,” Eunhyuk begins hesitantly.
“Join the club,” Yesung says. “I get blue-screened if I have more than 4 applications running at the same time.”
“So you can't fix my problem?” Eunhyuk asks, disappointed.
“Well, I could try,” Yesung says with a shrug. “But it might not work at all. Is it a big problem?”
“No, it's just an embarrassing one,” Eunhyuk answers and then sees the look on Yesung's face. “I mean, not embarrassing. It's just embarrassing I have a computer problem at all.” He grins at Yesung. “Because I'm so good, you know.”
Yesung looks at him unconvinced. “Is this about porn?”
“It's not about porn!” Eunhyuk exclaims hastily and leaves the room.
*
Heechul might know something about computers. But Heechul is also fond of stories, and “I was fixing up Eunhyuk's laptop when his porn folder popped up” probably makes a really good story in Heechul's books, something to amuse Kibum with and something to scandalize Siwon with (Eunhyuk actually isn't sure if Siwon watches, though he has convinced himself that everybody does, and surely Siwon can't be an exception, no matter how clueless, Siwon has to watch, though Heechul also has this story about how Siwon once wasn't sure how many breasts girls had - per girl - but that one has to be bullshit, because Siwon can't be that innocent, not with those abs).
Shindong would know something about computers, but Eunhyuk's friendship with Shindong includes two things; television, and dancing, and there is probably some universal code that forbids him to extending that friendship to unknown areas, like computers, or porn on said computers.
Eeteuk might know something about computers. Eunhyuk considers it. They are already close friends, and Eeteuk probably knows more about him than Eunhyuk ever intended, and vice versa. Besides, Eeteuk was so nice ...occasionally, anyway, and then at other times he spilled the beans mischievously on national television. But not about Eunhyuk. Hopefully. He was their leadernim, surely that had to count for something.
“I need your absolute discretion,” he tells Eeteuk one night after Sukira, wandering into the dark, mostly empty apartment.
“Wait,” Eeteuk says, holding his hand up. “Is this the part where you kiss me and then swear you're not gay but ask me if I would still consider dating you?”
Eunhyuk steps back. “What?! No!”
“Okay, good,” Eeteuk says. “Because somebody did that to me last week and I'm still not sure what to tell them.”
“Who was that?” Eunhyuk asks.
“Ah, just nevermind,” Eeteuk says and smiles disarmingly. “What is your problem?”
“It's my computer,” Eunhyuk says.
“You have a computer?” Eeteuk asks.
“Yes, the silver laptop,” Eunhyuk answers.
“The one Sungmin was checking emails on last weekend?”
“Yes-- wait, what?”
“Then Donghae took it to his room to show Heechul a website or something, and then Heechul played a game on it, and then Hangeng came by and well, I'm not sure what they did then but I heard a lot of giggling through the door,” Eeteuk says. “It was a silver laptop, if I recall correctly.”
“I-- they-- I'm going to kill-- they--” Eunhyuk struggles to form a full sentence as Eeteuk's eyes widen with realization.
“Wait, is this about the porn folder that keeps popping up? Heechul told me you should probably do something about that,” Eeteuk says happily.
Eunhyuk stares at him, still in shock as Kangin wanders into the hallway they're standing in.
“Hyung, when are you going to--” he begins with a whiny tone but then sees Eunhyuk. “...fix the bathroom lamp. It keeps flickering,” he finishes awkwardly. “Hi, Eunhyuk-sshi. Fun at radio tonight?”
“Uhh, sure,” Eunhyuk answers. Then it suddenly dawns on him, what with Eeteuk's hesitant glances at Kangin and Kangin's decision to stare at his feet rather than looking at Eeteuk, that Kangin might be the leader's Discretion Guy and that is a thought Eunhyuk does not want to take further.
“I think I might--” Eeteuk begins but Eunhyuk interrupts him.
“I'm going to bed now,” he says. “Right now. Bed. Bye.”
It's an all-around smooth way to handle the situation, and now all he needs to do is stop thinking of gay sex whenever sees Kangin and Eeteuk standing next to each other. This will be easy, completely no problem at all, except now he just put the thought in his head and it's therefore stronger than ever.
In the dark of the room, he opens his laptop screen. Screw it, he needs a distraction, he really needs a distraction.
*
It's not awkward that the members know, because it's not like they mention it, or talk about it, but sometimes just the knowing smiles are enough and when Kibum mentions it on Yashimmanman, Eunhyuk is pretty sure he is going to die.
“That was fun,” Kibum says afterwards, and sounds like he means it.
“I really don't have a girlfriend, you know,” Eunhyuk says, trying to avoid the subject of porn.
“I know, but it's fun implying you do,” Kibum says with a smile. “More opportunities for me.”
You really are an ass sometimes, Eunhyuk wants to say.
There's a silence between them, and it's not really comfortable or uncomfortable, and Kibum surprisingly breaks it.
“At least the porn thing was true,” he says jokingly and Eunhyuk blushes.
“Baseball movies,” he still insists.
“Me and Heechul browsed your laptop, hyung,” Kibum says. “There wasn't a single movie on it. Nor do you own any DVD's.”
“Well, that's just .. just because..” but then suddenly Kibum is sitting sort of close to him in the car, and Eunhyuk is pretty sure Kibum wouldn't kiss him for no reason at all, but then he also once thought Kangin was really straight, and Kibum is really close.
“Hyung,” Kibum says, oddly sincere, “it's okay. We all do it.”
Eunhyuk is blushing. “Aish, what are you - really.”
Kibum draws away from him and shrugs. “I'm just saying, we all do it.”
Eunhyuk takes a moment to let it all sink in. “You mean, even Siwon?”
“Of course Siw--” Kibum begins but then pauses. “Actually, him I'm not sure about. This one time he asked me and Heechul a question about girls that was just--”
“You told him they only have two, right?” Eunhyuk interrupts him. “I can't believe he didn't know that, I mean he has to see them there.”
Kibum stares at him. “You have to stop believing everything Heechul tells you, hyung,” he then says, shaking his head. “Though this one time we were out and I swear, a girl trainee took her top of in front of Siwon and he merely asked her if she was cold.”
Eunhyuk's eyes widen. “What, really?”
“Or maybe it was Heechul, I could only see the back anyway. I was kind of really drunk,” Kibum admits.
“So maybe not Siwon,” Eunhyuk concludes. “But everybody else.”
“Yes,” Kibum agrees. “Why do you think we borrow your laptop so much?”
“You borrow my laptop?!” Eunhyuk exclaims.
Kibum laughs awkwardly. “No,” he says. “Hey look, my stop is here. See you later, hyung. Take care.”
Before Eunhyuk can say much else, Kibum is out of the car, jogging towards the entrance of their apartment building already.
*
“Hyukjae-sshi,” Sungmin says, walking into the kitchen where Eunhyuk, Shindong and Donghae are eating Ryeowook-cooked breakfast. “Where's your laptop?”
“Oh, that old thing,” Eunhyuk says, picking up a piece of kimchi into his bowl of rice. “I sold it, part by part.”
“You what?” Shindong asks.
“You paid a ton for that computer!” Donghae exclaims in shock.
“Well, I got the money back when I sold it,” Eunhyuk says with a shrug.
“But you're a net fiend,” Donghae says. “You won't survive without it!”
“Look at me surviving,” Eunhyuk says nonchalantly. “Guess you'll have to get your porn elsewhere now.”
“We don't look at porn on your computer,” Donghae says, laughing with red forming on his cheeks. “Don't be silly.”
“Yeah, really,” Shindong agrees, not looking at Eunhyuk in the eye. “Come on.”
Donghae looks at Sungmin, and Sungmin looks elsewhere.
“Then it's no loss for any of you, either,” Eunhyuk says. “All well ends well.”
“What ends well?” Kangin asks, entering the kitchen.
“Eunhyuk sold his laptop,” Donghae says, standing up. “I'm not hungry anymore.”
“No!” Kangin exclaims, turning to Eunhyuk. “Are you crazy?”
Eunhyuk stares at him and Kangin becomes embarrassed.
“I mean, er,” he attempts to explain, “you loved that laptop. How can you throw it aside like that?”
“It wasn't that good,” Eunhyuk shrugs.
“So you'll get a new one?” Kangin asks hopefully.
“No,” Eunhyuk replies.
“Well, that just.. that just ... godfuckingdammit,” Kangin curses and leaves the room.
“Ayy, really!” Donghae sighs in frustration and leaves. Shindong gets up soon after and walks out, as well.
Sungmin sits down. “Sorry I used it without permission.”
“It's okay,” Eunhyuk says.
They eat in silence for a moment or two.
“It's in closet under my old school books, if you want it,” Eunhyuk finally says. “Just don't breathe about this to a soul.”
Sungmin grins. “Thanks, hyung.”
“Just please tell me you don't...” Eunhyuk begins awkwardly. Sungmin laughs.
“Please. I know how to download my own, thanks. I just use yours for games. Better processor, see,” he then says.
Eunhyuk smiles widely. Maybe one day he'd work up the courage to ask Sungmin about the computer problem.
Sungmin meets his eye and smiles back.
What are friends for.
----
A/N: I've been meaning to write this for a while but what *really* inspired me this morning was sugarless_666's Hyuk characterization in this thingy. Hope that doesn't make me seem like omgz copycat plagiarist or anything - the basic idea was in my head previously, anyway.
Hyukmin is such a lovely underrated friendship. <3 Oh and the "But Shindong hyung said" part came from a real life event recalled by Donghae on some radio show, muishie subbed it but I can't find the link now. They also talked about Eunhyuk being cheap.. Hence why I can't imagine him selling his laptop. :D