Charlene Werner on Homeopathy, Cosmology, and Quantum Physics

[tongodeon]

In honor of World Homeopathy Awareness Week I thought I'd re-run an excellent video. Dr. Charlene Werner, opthamologist and homeopath, explains how homeopathy works based on the principles of Cosmology and Quantum Physics. It's a little over eight minutes long and is one of the most rambling, incomprehensible things I've ever heard or seen.

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[ktar]

That's positively amazing. And by amazing, I mean terrifying.

That said, it was definitely good for a few laughs, and is worth sending to a few colleagues. Thanks for this.

[hwrnmnbsol]

I think this explanation would be helped immensely if you diagrammed it, similar to the answer given by Miss Teen South Carolina.

[tongodeon]

Over at SBM Doctor Novella listened to it a few times and came up with a paraphrasing to make her statements minimally coherent:

Einstein taught us that energy equals matter and light, but because matter can be condensed down to a very small space if you remove all the empty space between the elementary particles, we can mostly ignore matter. Therefore energy is light, and we are all made of energy - not matter (or at least so little matter, you can ignore it). Stephen Hawking then came up with string theory, which tells us that all matter (which we can ignore) is made of vibrating strings. Therefore we are made of vibrating energy. All diseases are therefore caused by unhealthy vibrational states, and all disease can be treated by returning the body to a previous healthy vibrational state. This can be done with homeopathy, which extracts the vibrational energy out of stuff and places it in a small pill that can be used at any time.

[hwrnmnbsol]

That's somewhat helpful, but ultimately unsatisfying. I will begin work on a Powerpoint presentation that I think would be instructive. Report to follow.

[yetra]

that was horrifying.

[headlouse]

So um, Homeopathy is just like using a bomb to explode a dog?

The Jabberwocky makes more sense than this woman.

[tongodeon]

The resulting explosion is much more powerful than the dog, which is infinitesimally diluted by the process.

[tensegritydan]

FYI: ophthalmology

(One of the trickiest medical term to spell I've ever encountered and I encounter a lot of them.)

[ikkyu2]

Opthalmology is an accepted variant. I wish they'd just rename it eyeology already.

[omarius]

iOlogy is an Apple trademark.

[wisn]

Ayeology is the study of yes-men. The dispute would not resolve satisfactorily.