Comments | tongodeon: You Misspell Just To Know Your Journal Is Being Read

tongodeon

You Misspell Just To Know Your Journal Is Being Read

Feb 12, 2005 12:55

Whoah, immortalamigone is really pissed about the public reaction to her new tattoo. Her journal is now friends-only, saying "please comment if you want me to add you". Unfortunately that entry only allows comments from friends, which leaves her unfriended readers in a bit of a catch-22.

( this is what I tried to post )

best. post. ever., tattoo, apostrophe

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wild_celt February 12 2005, 18:14:40 UTC

Geez, dude. Apparently, she'll destroy you if she ever finds out who you are. You should be quaking in your digital boots. Your life as you know it is over.

Too bad that intentionally misspelling something makes you even more of a dumbass, huh?

merde February 12 2005, 19:35:35 UTC

fortunately, she's far too stupid to trace back all the comments to their posters and take note of whose name is on all their friendslists.

eejitalmuppet February 12 2005, 18:19:07 UTC

"I meant to do that!" Like the cat that fell off the wall.

matrushkaka February 12 2005, 23:42:04 UTC

Hey, you stole my line! ;)

eejitalmuppet February 13 2005, 06:59:28 UTC

That line was bought and paid for! I have a receipt . . . *rummages through pockets* . . . somewhere . . .

eunuch_boy February 12 2005, 18:37:36 UTC

I wander if she'll add me back.

wild_celt February 12 2005, 18:44:26 UTC

*snerk* I find that highly amusing, especially due to her latest post. Here's what I tried to post:

The dumb fucks are wondering around? What are they wondering about?

tongodeon February 12 2005, 18:52:36 UTC

You dumb fuck! She meant to type it exactly as it's written! They're "wondering around" meaning they are walking in circles while wondering why they can't understand her.

Jeezus, what is it with you're people?

wild_celt February 12 2005, 18:57:01 UTC

Oh, geez, I'm sorry. My most humble and abject apologies (and since I'm never humble and seldom abject . . . ) for making such a mistake. I see now. It makes perfect sense. I wonder how I could have been so stupid?

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tongodeon February 12 2005, 19:22:46 UTC

Comment from a friend:

I picture this person in thirty years, constantly drunk, swinging wildly at any person who uses contractions of any sort.

schwa242 February 12 2005, 19:27:45 UTC

One of Mez's first (if not the first... she's not here to verify) tattoos she did professionally on a guy was "FUCK YOO". She asked him if that's how he wanted it spelled. He said yes. She told him she was pretty sure it was Y-O-U, and he said she was wrong. She asked several times if he was sure he wanted Y-O-O, and that if he was upset later, she would not be held responsible. He said yes. She tattooed him ( ... )

wisn February 12 2005, 22:37:52 UTC

Noted in case I change my career late in life:
1) Buy a dictionary. Keep it at work.
2) Try not to think too hard about what I do when I'm not doing it.