114th Fight: Who Abused the Superglue?

[tongari_shaman]

[There is some notable scuffling and growling, followed by Chinese cursing and some odd canine whining, before someone grabs the device to make a brief statement.]

City...you really enjoy my suffering don't you?

[sigh] This isn't what I had in mind when I thought to take the dogs out with me.

I'm staying inside.

Misao...no hugs today.

Comments

[old_lady_sukima]

[A faint snickering filters through the receiver]

"Heheheh... Oh, I must try this, I must, I must..."

[A strange tearing noise comes from the receiver, then silence. A moment passes. As if curtains had been parted, a black 'slit' behind Ren suddenly opens from the air, six feet in length and a couple feet across. Just then, a blonde woman wearing a distinctly gaudy and elegant dress tumbles out, throwing her arms around Ren and hanging around his shoulders.]

"Good afternoon, little boy! I... oh, my my."

[She struggles fakely for a moment or two, finding herself bound quite firmly to Ren. A smirk breaks out across her face.]

"Well well, is this the curse that Master fellow was referring to? I didn't believe him, but I guess it was true. Whoever could have predicted that? I am totally and utterly dumbfounded, heheheheh... We're stuck together like this? Well, it's comfortable for me..."

[She relaxes her legs, and starts to hang off Ren, supporting all her weight on his back. Only now does she take note of the dog.]"My, that is an

so sorry, have his weasel wife's temper 8D;

[itachi_kunoichi]

[Misao stares at the random lady who just appeared out of nowhere and suddenly clung to her husband like a leech.]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

[tongari_shaman]

[Oh wonderful, this is NOT what he needed. He couldn't help but groan, not like telling her to calm down would work when he looked like this...]

Misao...

[itachi_kunoichi]

There's a RANDOM LADY HANGING ON YOUR BACK!

[She screamed like it wasn't obvious.]

[doujin_dork]

Your dogs are stuck to you?

[tongari_shaman]

That is the least of my worries right now...[You can tell he is spitting in anger right now.]

[li_xiao_lang]

Are you stuck to your dogs?

[tongari_shaman]

I was...but it just got fucking worse.

[li_xiao_lang]

...How?

[tongari_shaman]

Two dogs attached to me is one thing. But having some woman I've never met pop out of thin air, knowing I was cursed, to purposfully stick to me right in front of my wife...I am not having a good day.

[itachi_kunoichi]

[Misao can only stare at her husband with the dogs stuck to him, torn between laughter, sympathy, and annoyance that she herself can't hug him.]

Uh . . . what kinda curse is this?

[tongari_shaman]

Apparently one that causes people...and pets apparently, to stick together on contact. The dogs jumped me, and now they're stuck to me...

[itachi_kunoichi]

[She looked at Blitz and Krieg, who looked rather unhappy with the situation. However, if they looked unhappy, her husband looked even unhappier, and she couldn't help but crack a grin.]

Looks like you're stuck that way today!

[tongari_shaman]

[Clearly muttering curses under his breath while the dogs whimper a little.]

Well you can see now why until midnight, no contact of any kind. This is bloody awkward enough as it is...