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The Message Machine
[white noise]
Click.
... eh? What's thclick
Click.
... Oh, I see. I talk here, don't I? Hmm... Allow me to intrclick.
[white noise]
Clickcking piece of trash! Okay, listen. I won't repeat myself again. If you have any business with me, well, don't expect me to just pop out of nowhere for you. A youkai I may be, but I'm not some kind of fairy waiting on ( Read more... ) -
OOC Contact
MSN aside, this may well be the best way to contact me, period. If you have any requests or complaints at all, please lodge them here, so I can lovingly survey them while I stroke my chin thoughtfully ( Read more... ) -
15th Boundary :|: The Word for Justice is Murder
[There is a lot of movement, and a frenzy of red splashing about. Every so often, a glimpse of Yukari's new sword flickers by, occasionally sending yet more blood flying.]
Agh!
[She lances one more sheep, then... silence. She is panting, but unharmed.]
... Shepherdess... where are you...
[There is a bleat, and the video jerks, and starts moving ( Read more... ) -
14th Border :|: 八雲紫の神隠し
[The video flicks on to show Yukari petting a freshly cut-down sheep]
Ara... What a strange thing. Ado~rable, if odd.
[She runs a finger around the bit of the stalk that remains embedded in the wool. With a nod, and a grin, she then delivers a swift kick to the underside of the sheep. It yelps, staggering a bit, before coming to a halt again, as ( Read more... ) -
13th Boundary :|: The curses let her off easy today
[The video blips on to display a moderately large pile of what appears to be scrap metal. The network device is apparently hand-held, as from below Yukari boots one of the beams, leading to a clatter and a bit of rebar coming loose]
Weapons girl. Presea. I've stumbled upon quite a lot of building foundation, as you can see here... is very much of ( Read more... ) -
12th Boundary :|: 八雲 紫
[The video stream clicks on. It is facing Yukari's extraordinarily worn-down 'living room', really just a part of her shack with a table and a stolen sofa. She is nowhere to be seen.]
Finally...
[Her voice is somewhat distant and ephemeral. Gradually, a tuft of purple inches into the screen. It is... a very small cloud, bright violet. Another enters ( Read more... ) -
11th Boundary :|: Worst salesperson, or worst salesperson?
[Yukari is standing on a soapbox just in front of the fountain, and has her networking device set up some distance away, filming the spectacle. She has, for lack of a better term, a ridiculous, Billy Mays-esque expression.]
... you, yes, you! Come, come! Everyone, gather around, for I carry some most splendid news! You see this hat, here?
[She whips ( Read more... ) -
10th Boundary :|: This is absolutely necessary
So.
I was exploring the subway tunnels, and something jumped out at me. Don't really know what, because I kind of opened a gap and sent it to what I'm assuming was the Shadow City... but that won't do. I need a proper weapon. Does anyone know where I can acquire something like that?
Also, whatever the hell curse that was yesterday that hid all my ( Read more... ) -
9th Boundary :|: Awwww.
[A laboured sigh.]
Okay. Okay. I have had my fun. Normally, I would go home and sleep, but since the City seems bent and determined to prevent that, I figured I might as well apologize to the various people I've offended in the past little while. It's... habit, okay? Get to my age, and you'll understand.
[There is some rustling from offscreen, and ( Read more... ) -
8th Boundary :|: The Crumbling Castle of Sand
[Yukari is singing, dusting off a patch of overgrown land outside what is presumably her house. It is a shack, and appears to be in Xanadu.]
Ah... it's like that time...
崩れ落ちてく砂の城～♪
溶けて消えるは土の国～♪
空だけは～昔と変らぬ美しき蒼～♪
国～破れて～山河在り～♪ あら幽々子、余り久しぶりじゃないわね～。
(The crumbling castle of sand, melting away is the kingdom of earth. The sky is the same as it ever was, ( Read more... )