For those of you who stumbled across BBC's Merlin at any point since it aired, and/or watched the first few episodes on American TV now before saying fuck the wait and streaming the rest: greensilver's summaries with a) stick figures, and b) no more than two words per episode.

My favorite, as always, is the stoner!unicorn episode. ^^

I just wanna go swimming. Not show off the huge stretch marks on my stomach, not have my wrinkly ass hanging out in everyone's face. I don't even want to show off my boobs, which could quite possibly be the only part of my body that elusive properly-fitting swimsuit would actually flatter.

I just. Want. To swim. In a swimsuit that fits, and ( Read more... )

Hm. If the universe is so deadset in favor of me seeing the new transformers movie, I should probably see the first one at some point ( Read more... )

Ah, Stargate. A fandom from a time when I didn't slash many people in groups. A less complicated time. A time when I focused on anime because holy crap you don't have to look into subtext there ( Read more... )

I just cleaned the catbox with what must be the type of garbage bags axe murderers use to hide the bloody limbs of their victims. First, it was nearly as big as a body bag! Second, soon as I tied that puppy closed, the only smell left over in the room was the febreez I'd sprayed in desperation earlier. Dad loaned them to me, stressing only that ( Read more... )

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More trendy dances from annoying pop songs need to be performed by people in 1800's clothing. A lot more.

Just translated a hetalia strip that makes me make ridiculous cooing noises. IT'S SO CUTE I SHOULD BE SHOT.

It makes me feel superior warm and fuzzy to finally give back to the fan community with mah skillz ( Read more... )

Man, I didn't even know my eyes were straining this much when I was on the computer until just now. New reading lenses for the amazing ( Read more... )

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