"Kinda sucked" is putting it very lightly. :D It's an incoherent mess, the script is chock-full of utter idiocies, the characters are all unlikeable and they act like lobotomised retards, the actors don't give a fuck (even Fassbender was meh) and the ending is such an obvious set up for a sequel that I really want to go full Vasquez and shove the Sulaco up Lindelof and Scott's collective ass. If you really want to watch Prometheus, think of it as a non-canon fanfic - and I highly recommend watching Alien and Aliens (the 1992 Special Edition) afterwards to wash away the foul taste with some A-grade cinema. Can you tell that Prometheus pissed me off? :D
Thank you for the review, I was looking forward to your opinion!!! Anyway, I wanna go to watch it anyway ;_; Do you think that if I try hard enough to focus on the visuals and people's deaths I can enjoy it somehow ;o; ..? I-I'm really curious ;o; !
I guess it is possible, but it will take a considerable effort. Maybe if you convince yourself that the entire film is a dream sequence of a drugged orangutan? :D
PS. A friend of mine suggests that you concentrate on characters' deaths, as a punishment for their boundless stupidity. :D
another friend of mine was pointing out how stuopid the protagonists were! And that they were supposed to be competent and trained guys XD I'll go watch it 'cause I have free tickets, then I'll let you know! I hope that I can be distracted by the special effects, but I know that I won't after all, since I'm a plot maniac ;_;
It's out in the theatres only now here :D I was planning to watch it despite the bad reviews from my friends ;3; ! I hope that I'll manage to enjoy it anyway! And yeah, it's a prequel to Alien. I read the comic AEONS ago (I just entered High School!) and I was familiar with Giger' art showed in the trailer, so, yeah, it had to be Alien-related XD
It's epic, isn't it?!! At first I wanted to buy a SouthPark one saying "We're too smart to be talented" but it was a shitty dark grey, it was too much of an ugly color ;__; So I picked this one, which features cool things and has cute colors >o< (it's not well rendered by the picture, but the t-shirt is acually a grey-ish light blue :D)
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On a positive note - nice T-shirt. :)
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Anyway, I wanna go to watch it anyway ;_; Do you think that if I try hard enough to focus on the visuals and people's deaths I can enjoy it somehow ;o; ..? I-I'm really curious ;o; !
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PS. A friend of mine suggests that you concentrate on characters' deaths, as a punishment for their boundless stupidity. :D
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I'll go watch it 'cause I have free tickets, then I'll let you know!
I hope that I can be distracted by the special effects, but I know that I won't after all, since I'm a plot maniac ;_;
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I missed out on Prometheus. =\
And wow, it's been years since I watched all the Alien movies!
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It's out in the theatres only now here :D I was planning to watch it despite the bad reviews from my friends ;3; ! I hope that I'll manage to enjoy it anyway!
And yeah, it's a prequel to Alien. I read the comic AEONS ago (I just entered High School!) and I was familiar with Giger' art showed in the trailer, so, yeah, it had to be Alien-related XD
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