Lust Objects (Or Why You Should Do Your Research Before BAMFing)

[avendya]

Title: Lust Objects (Or Why You Should Do Your Research Before BAMFing)
Author: avendya
Word Count: 97 (sorry)
Characters/Work: Legolas and Mary Sues
Adult Content/Pairing: None.
Disclaimer: Not Tolkien (although I would like to have the amount of talent he had), not making any money off of this.

Author Notes: Translations for Elvish after the drabble.

Comments

[kortirion]

*grin*

Nice!!

[fileg]

dude!

[avendya]

Sorry if I'm rather dumb, but did you mean that in a positive or negative way?

[fileg]

positive, of course!

[avendya]

Thank you!

[ithiliel_silver]

*snort* This drabble always cracks me up! Poor Legolas. If only he knew!

(But I have to ask... what is BAMFing?)

-Ithiliel

[avendya]

Thanks! I feel special now, being complimented by a writer as talented as yourself.

(BAMFing is the miraculus power that Mary Sues have to appear in Middle Earth.)

[ithiliel_silver]

You should feel special. You are special. How could I not comment on such a great piece of writing?!

Ah, thank you for the clarification! I try to stay as far away from Sue-dom as I can, so I'm not really up to speed on the terminology. :)

-Ithiliel

[avendya]

*blushes*

Join GAFF - you'll be kept up to date, to say the least. (Don't mention your age though. It's now adults-only.)

[rous3]

Well, as MSs go, this is one of the better ones I have read. Not to mention hilarious. And, to make it even better, succinct, which is what all MSs should be; the moreso, the better. Love it. Thank you for sharing.