Title: Lust Objects (Or Why You Should Do Your Research Before BAMFing)
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avendyaWord Count: 97 (sorry)
Characters/Work: Legolas and Mary Sues
Adult Content/Pairing: None.
Disclaimer: Not Tolkien (although I would like to have the amount of talent he had), not making any money off of this.
Author Notes: Translations for Elvish after the drabble.
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(But I have to ask... what is BAMFing?)
-Ithiliel
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(BAMFing is the miraculus power that Mary Sues have to appear in Middle Earth.)
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Ah, thank you for the clarification! I try to stay as far away from Sue-dom as I can, so I'm not really up to speed on the terminology. :)
-Ithiliel
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Join GAFF - you'll be kept up to date, to say the least. (Don't mention your age though. It's now adults-only.)
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Besides, I've glimpsed enough of the horror of Sue-ness to be permanently scarred. I don't need any more of it! *runs away*
-Ithiliel
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Have you read 'legolas' by laura? Or listen to the tape?
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Do I really want to know...?
;)
-Ithiliel
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Legolas said"I am soo happy"and then Laura said"Do you want to be my boyfriend"and then Legolas said"yes I will be your boyfriend"and then Laura and Legolas kissed again.
That is wrong on SO many levels.
*limps off*
-Ithiliel
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