Lust Objects (Or Why You Should Do Your Research Before BAMFing)

[avendya]

Title: Lust Objects (Or Why You Should Do Your Research Before BAMFing)
Author: avendya
Word Count: 97 (sorry)
Characters/Work: Legolas and Mary Sues
Adult Content/Pairing: None.
Disclaimer: Not Tolkien (although I would like to have the amount of talent he had), not making any money off of this.

Author Notes: Translations for Elvish after the drabble.

Comments

[ithiliel_silver]

*snort* This drabble always cracks me up! Poor Legolas. If only he knew!

(But I have to ask... what is BAMFing?)

-Ithiliel

[avendya]

Thanks! I feel special now, being complimented by a writer as talented as yourself.

(BAMFing is the miraculus power that Mary Sues have to appear in Middle Earth.)

[ithiliel_silver]

You should feel special. You are special. How could I not comment on such a great piece of writing?!

Ah, thank you for the clarification! I try to stay as far away from Sue-dom as I can, so I'm not really up to speed on the terminology. :)

-Ithiliel

[avendya]

*blushes*

Join GAFF - you'll be kept up to date, to say the least. (Don't mention your age though. It's now adults-only.)

[ithiliel_silver]

Maybe I'd better not, then! Even if I don't mention my age, I usually do something mindless and immature eventually, and that's the end of the game.

Besides, I've glimpsed enough of the horror of Sue-ness to be permanently scarred. I don't need any more of it! *runs away*

-Ithiliel

[avendya]

You aren't scarred until you've made it through Celebrian... *tries to repress memories*

Have you read 'legolas' by laura? Or listen to the tape?

[ithiliel_silver]

Hmm, I've never heard of those.

Do I really want to know...?

;)

-Ithiliel

[avendya]

Yes, yes you do. Here's the audio version of the infamous Legolas by Laura.

[avendya]

Text is here. Read it. Try not to die laughing.

[ithiliel_silver]

*eyeballs are scalded*

Legolas said"I am soo happy"and then Laura said"Do you want to be my boyfriend"and then Legolas said"yes I will be your boyfriend"and then Laura and Legolas kissed again.

That is wrong on SO many levels.

*limps off*

-Ithiliel

[avendya]

Isn't it great? Makes you so proud of your fandom...

[ithiliel_silver]

Indeed... *feels ill*

-Ithiliel

Legolas and Laura

[jay_of_lasgalen]

Ah yes. I've read this before. It's *so* bad I can't decide if it's deliberate or not. Surely no-one can write that badly?

Re: Legolas and Laura

[avendya]

No one knows. I hope she's a troll...