Much Study [B/Fa] PG

[aesc]

Title: Much Study
By: HF
Work: Lord of the Rings/could be movie!verse
Pairing: B/Fa
Rating/Warnings: incest
Diclaimer: The genius belongs to Tolkien.

Notes: Written for faramir_boromir's "excesses" challenge. Alas, not all those who study (*coughlikeme*) have nice distractions.

Comments

[rubynye]

That kind sweet brother, making sure Farya doesn't go blind...*giggle*

[aesc]

*grin* We should all have Boromir making sure we don't blind ourselves with small print.

[kortirion]

Oh to have a distraction like that from my books! *G*

Nice story. ;)

[aesc]

I hear ya *grin* Believe me, I could have used the distraction today.

[the_reverand]

Oh, that's a little naughty... I like it! ^ ^

[aesc]

That's me... a little bit naughty, a little bit nice ;)

I gots your shirt on, btw *snuggles*

[the_reverand]

I gots your shirt on, btw *snuggles*

Wee! ^ ^ You know, at some point, I'm going to have to make one for myself. oO

[shebit]

Ok, was the dirtyness there or did I imagine it? See, when I read that first line it wasn't reading that I pictured making him go blind. It was... something... else. Something dirty.

I'm not really a fan of Boromir/Faramir - incest isn't my thang - but I was giggling too much over the implied onenism to mind. You were implying that, right?

*cough*Faramir enjoying porn*cough*

[aesc]

*cackles weakly*

I did have the "masturbation as cause of blindness" line in mind when I wrote Boromir's remark, though Faramir is only just reading. But who knows what kind of racy stuff is buried in the Tower archives? And maybe it's a certain kind of mental... uh, stimulation *grin*

[shebit]

My mind is now going mad imagining titles for Gondorian dirty mags. I blame you for this. It's bad enough that Frodo was clearly 'enjoying a good book' in his first scene in FotR, but now I have thoughts of Faramir...

How about 'Shield Maidens'? Although that could just as easily be a womens' mag. 'Playdunadan'? Nah, that's just silly.

[aesc]

My mind is now going mad imagining titles for Gondorian dirty mags. I blame you for this.

*evil laughter can be heard*

'Playdunadan'? Nah, that's just silly.

Or for the Caligula-types... Playdwarf?

Hm. Trying to think of good Gondorian girly mags is difficult, as the problem with patriarchal societies is that most of the imagery tends to be phallic. "Ever seen the White Tower?" and all.