1. eggs do NOT ripen over time. 2.bologna is not naturally green. 3. milk is a liquid. if you get home and go looking for food in the garage fridge and find any of these three things wrong, its time to clean your refrigerator.

beavis and butthead? sweet! " uh huh huh" "heh heh heh" "i'll be damned. its dave navarro! uh huh huh..." these guys are still fucking great...i'm not gonna work today. this is too good to miss.

will these dreams still follow me ( Read more... )

for those of you who are completely in the dark about what your name means, heres for you. www.weddingvendors.com/baby-names/letter/

louis - from german, meaning famous in battle. who knew?

OMG! i just jumped in the pool...the water is 64 degrees. it was so cold it was painful. i came out of that water so fast, i don't think i even got wet. as i hauled myself out of the water, matt laughed at me. i looked down at...myself. whoosh. all gone. we laughed and i was all like "blow in my ass!" and matt said "what?" and i finished, "blow in ( Read more... )

this is why i never write poetry anymore

please, daddy, harder
fill it with hot tap water
pull out, pull out now!

haiku will never be the same

my brain...even my brain is numb, despite it's lacking nerve endings. matt and i have been up for three days. damn, my fingers are too numb to type. shaking. curse the day i stumbled upon Bawls. thats whats been keeping us going since thursday. thats some wicked caffeine! drink enough, it gives you a migraine. so matt and i have been chillin ( Read more... )

i have a bitter confession to make. i'm in love with stacy's mom. stacy's mom has got it going on. but wait. here's a thought. how will stacy look in 5 or 6 years? oh, btw, carlos santana is still THE SHIT.

i forgot to recount the events of my day in my enraged state. i was going to jump in the pool and the green bruise the size of my hand reminded me of what i did. jen and i stopped by shari's pad to pay her a surprise visit. we talked and hung out and while jen and i were leaving i did a stoppie on my bike in her street. but i fucked it up. badly. ( Read more... )

my life has ended. my grandparents come. jesus, its gonna be the damn apocalypse. i need to clean the whole damn house. oh, and greatest of all, my parents decided me getting home after dark is an issue. after years of letting me run all over the county and stay out for weeks on end sometimes, they just pull the plug and give me a curfew? sunset? ( Read more... )