blow in my ass!
OMG! i just jumped in the pool...the water is 64 degrees. it was so cold it was painful. i came out of that water so fast, i don't think i even got wet. as i hauled myself out of the water, matt laughed at me. i looked down at...myself. whoosh. all gone. we laughed and i was all like "blow in my ass!" and matt said "what?" and i finished, "blow in my ass! my dick is gone!"