This is what I do here.

[tokeiwakamidesu]

Scene: A is sitting in a restaurant. B walks up to take an order.

A: Hello!
B: Hello! What would you like?
A: um, I would like an apple pie.
B: An apple pie... will that be all?
A: No... I would also like a Sprite, please.
B: An apple pie and a sprite.
A: How much does that cost?
B: Um, that'll be six fifty.
A: Alright, thank you very much! can I knit here?

Comments

[shoujo_mallet]

What I've learned from the dialouge:
[1] Assume someone has a child as soon as possible
[2] Children can only exist if birthed and raised by the same person
[3] Men have dowries
[4] No one gives gifts in Greek

I've been up all night writing a paper, that made my morning (evening?) a little better, thanks.

[amoralphreak]

HAHA that's awesome.

how have you been? i miss you. what are you up to this summer?

[negativedust]

i feel like i have insight into your heterophobia now

[jcb]

hehe that's hilarious