April Fool post

[tohnoinversion]

I don't understand what has the phone constantly ringing today. It appears that it's an epidemic.

And yet, I'm the only home to answer the phone. There is the off-chance the call could be important, but really, people should be aware of what number they're calling...

Comments

[kyoko_needle]

That is very nice of you to keep answering the phone. You never knew when someone important might call!

[tohnoinversion]

And yet, most of these calls are far from it...

[kyoko_needle]

Well, I do hope we can have a nice conversation.

My name is Kyoko Needleworker, what's yours?

[tohnoinversion]

Akiha Tohno. Nice to meet you.

[vermillion_aura]

Geez. Are you really that stupid?

[tohnoinversion]

*That voice...*

Excuse me...

[vermillion_aura]

It's a waste of your time to stand by the phone all day. Time that could be spent doing something far more productive.

[tohnoinversion]

Believe me, I would love to. But it appears as if the world comes to a standstill when every phone in town is ringing with strange calls.

This one among them.

[bluetopurple]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[tohnoinversion]

It's... It's quite alright. You needn't apologize little girl.

[bluetopurple]

Oh...thank you.

What's going on?

[tohnoinversion]

It appears as though people not in this town are calling us. I do wonder where you got this phone number from however.