April Fool post

[tohnoinversion]

I don't understand what has the phone constantly ringing today. It appears that it's an epidemic.

And yet, I'm the only home to answer the phone. There is the off-chance the call could be important, but really, people should be aware of what number they're calling...

Comments

[kyoko_needle]

That is very nice of you to keep answering the phone. You never knew when someone important might call!

[tohnoinversion]

And yet, most of these calls are far from it...

[kyoko_needle]

Well, I do hope we can have a nice conversation.

My name is Kyoko Needleworker, what's yours?

[tohnoinversion]

Akiha Tohno. Nice to meet you.

[kyoko_needle]

Nice to meet you too! May I ask where you live? Are you in one of the Netherworld's?

[tohnoinversion]

I'm not actually at home at the moment. However, I would not call this a hell or sorts. More so, an inconvenience. For semantics sake, this place is called Mayfield.

[kyoko_needle]

Mayfield? I think I got a flier about that town. I hear it is a great place to live.

[tohnoinversion]

It's peaceful, I'll grant it that. However, for me, it's rather a downgrade to my lifestyle. As well, it's still... unusual to say the least.

[kyoko_needle]

Oh, I haven't heard of anything unusual there.

[tohnoinversion]

That's not surprising. You wouldn't advertise the faults of your city when trying to draw newcomers, would you?