From: "Natalie Fyke" (natalie_fyke1@yahoo.com)

I just wanted to talk to you about the unnecassary test you are about to pay for... First though, my mother is to not be contacted by you at any time for any reason. She has been through enough and is still grieving. I swear to God that if you contact her in anyway, I will have an order of ( Read more... )

I didn't give you a good night kiss because I really don't like you and the one time we slept together wasn't very good.

P.S. You also suck in bed.

-Carl

Grab the nearest book. Find the 5th sentence on page 23. Append it to the paragraph below. Append your name to the list below of people who have contributed to the paragraph. Post the result to your LJ ( Read more... )

COMMENT:

"Ok so Julie is not a whore she is a SLUT!!!!!!!!!!! As you well know, she is just your type Carl. She is only with you because she can't have your best friend Chris, who will not even talk to her. Julie has been sleeping around since we got together. And I made the mistake of marrying her, I don't regret the kids even though I don't know ( Read more... )

From: http://www.uclick.com/client/slp/nw/

"In Knoxville, Tenn., in September, Thomas Martin McGouey, 51, apparently set on committing suicide, left a note and painted a bull's-eye on his body before arranging a standoff in which he pointed a gun at police officers so they would ( Read more... )

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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_825404.html?menu=

I'm not sure what this implies for Aussies and Brits.

...So am I.

I really need to come up with something more...

...creative...

...for here.

Ya'think?

Maybe an "Alternate Ending" story...

Say, I start, others add with the thread splitting into variants of the primary story.

An idea.

Thoughts?

Music - Dwight Yoakum - Inside the Pocket of a Clown

You still don't get it.

You are still trying to force Julie back to you.

Why?

You're not happy with her.

You verbally abuse her.

You threaten and intimidate her.

You intimidate and coerce the girls.

Yet you want her back.

Why should she want to be with you ( Read more... )