The internet is for porn.

Apparently, the women on the dating sight I was registered for are more desperate than I'd thought and I received some interesting...pictures.

I think I might be scarred for life.

Particularly since the one wearing the leather mask wants to go on a date... And claims she wants to break me...

One of my patients wished me a 'happy early Father's Day' today. This, in turn, reminded me of Mother's Day. Of course, it went by without celebration due to the fact that my mother was murdered before I was even born. That, and my wife was not here to be celebrated ( Read more... )

[Faint scrambling heard accompanied by the sound of something being thrown]

Is this thing on?

[Pause, followed shortly by a startled yelp and another crash]

TYCHE! TYCHE! GET OVER HERE THIS INSTANT AND GET YOUR RAT THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!

SHIT! IT'S TRYING TO KILL ME!

Have any of you heard of sudoku? Supposedly, it's some sort of game enjoyed by all and that's great for people who need a hobby. I bought one of the little books the other day and after trying to enjoy it, I decided that I would rather see how quickly it would reach the ground if I threw it out the window.

Apparently, it struck a homeless person ( Read more... )

Apparently, it's in poor taste to have more than one job as far as working in hospitals goes ( Read more... )

So an epidemic is sweeping through the complex.

Wonderful. This couldn't have happened before I came here?[/deleted]

Who all is ill? And do any of you even know how to take care of yourselves?

Will someone please explain to me the concept of a "day off?"

Apparently, I don't work tomorrow or the next day. When I tried to convince them otherwise, they threatened to make it a longer period of time.

I've never had a day off before. I don't need one. I don't want one.

Help me fix this.

One of my coworkers signed me up for an internet dating site today because she said I looked as though I could use a pick me up ( Read more... )

There are so many people here. In such a small space. I trust that this will not compromise privacy, though. There are locks on the doors, after all. [/deleted]

Would someone care to bring me up to speed? Who else is here? My wife? My children?

Is everyone doing all right?

...please don't tell me that I have to share an apartment with someone.

( Here! )