Why wouldn't the government steal my cat?

40 pounds of bananas... you can never go wrong with an idea like that!
only $20 also!

lol, its 7:01 and im making an update lol

durr... im the easter bunny and im gonna go buy car insurance!!!

Don't watch for the wind, for if you wait long enough, you wont even be able to avoid it.

Let's just put it this way...

If a train never leaves its station, it will never reach its destination.

It'll take you a while with that coconut smile

Holy shit ass mother fucker!

My live journal works!

well, im still not going to really update it

I found a secret message in a bag of goldfish today, this could be very important.

It reads:

"SAVE PEPPERIDGE FARM.
EXPIRES 04/30/05."

Pepperidge farm is obviously under attack, and we must save it before it is too late, which is by 4/30/05,less than 4 months from now.

We must plan ahead, im not going to be able to do this on my own.

This is probably my most important journal entry yet.

Just remember, its always on the inside.
Always.

You will find that advice very useful in the future.