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[tobiedammit]

Sunday morning I checked my phone and saw that I had a late night text. My friends don't text me in the middle of the night so I correctly assumed it was a misdialed drunk text. It said, " (guy's name)its (other guy's name). put me on ur city league team. we can ball out."

I read it aloud to -m who said "They can bond?" I said, "No. Ball out

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[tobiedammit]

If the balls are out. . .

[faithnomore23]

thank you for bringing 'ball out' to my attention.
i will now add that to my repertoire, toute suite

[tobiedammit]

Apparently, it just sounds dirty. Why oh why do straight men always use homoerotic sounding phrases that make me snicker like the pervert I am?