Sunday morning I checked my phone and saw that I had a late night text. My friends don't text me in the middle of the night so I correctly assumed it was a misdialed drunk text. It said, " (guy's name)its (other guy's name). put me on ur city league team. we can ball out."
I read it aloud to -m who said "They can bond?" I said, "No. Ball out." -m said, "You should text the guy back (as the intended recipient) and say, "Is that anything like teabagging?" To which I said, "Cuz if so, I'm IN!" Then we had a good laugh. And no, I didn't text the drunken fool back.
Completely unrelated to my story,
jackshoegazer has a very interesting post on the
smear campaign against Jesus Christ. Funny stuff. It looks like dirt throwing has been around for thousands of years. Of course, poop throwing has been around for millennia but that's for an evolution post.