I have no game, and it's funny to think about the stupid shit i say to try to get girls to hang out with me. haha i hate myself.

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Goddamn i love Italian women! ciao.

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Longest fucking night of my life. Being a supervisor better be worth one more dollar an hour or i'm giving starbucks the banana...split that is.

1 red baron pizza + 1 quart heineken = happy luke.
pass out do it all over again.

yours truly,

I love cookies that i bake that bake me.

i'm planning a camping trip sometime before thanksgiving. if your interested let me know. it should only be like eighteen dollars per tent. and a bar-b-q and hiking and whatever the hell else you want to do.

i have thursday off give me a call if you want to hang.

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please someone get me out of my house! i can't take it any more!

Sometimes i'm a real asshole, and an idiot. Though this is a little unorthodox you might call me an "idiothole". I seem to be able to shit out negative thoughts and stupid ideas faster than the average idiot's asshole ( Read more... )

Ah, so we meet a grin ( Read more... )