I Want My Mommy

[to_the_shrimp]

I am sick. And I want my mommy, or my Brenda Chenowith, or a nice chef named Giada who'd make me some magical no-more-sick soup. Ew, no, no soup. Soup leads to those things that I do not want coming out of me anymore. Being sick in the dorms sucks ass. Eating sucks ass. I'm never eating again. Ew.

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[woo2step]

NO MORE BROWNIES AND ICE CREAM, EVER.

[to_the_shrimp]

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.