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Taking a Break
to_the_shrimp is closed to new entries.
This blog is essentially a collection of complaints, these complaints don't inspire me to write.
I hope to make a fresh start with the blogging thing when I make a fresh start with the living thing in Chicago. I want to write about life, and honestly, there's not much of it going on here right now.
I love ( Read more... ) -
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Dear Yogurt,
When are you going to get your act together and stop tasting creepy?
Love,
Pining for Protein -
She's Still Here
In times of crisis, I tend to gorge myself and compulsively Google my problems, often simultaneously. After Mom survived a suicide attempt this winter, the cheesy potato soup, tins of cookies, and pounds of gourmet mac and cheese practically found me. Less satisfying was my quest for advice to those whose loved ones have attempted, but not ( Read more... ) -
Remodel
Please do forgive the horrendous layout and lack of userpiccage at the moment. Couldn't stand the old look and had to change it to something, anything, before I could actually post again. Will finish making purty another night. -
You Unfortunate People
A small part of my job involves assembling all of the new reference lists for our textbooks. It is a boring, mindless task that involves a lot of copying and pasting. To amuse myself, I have begun to "collect" favorite researcher names. So far we have...
-Manlove (wrote an article about adolescent sexuality)
-Young-Hyman
-Bumpus
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when nature calls...
These lyrics have been playing in my head all day.
Near where I live there's a viaduct
Where people jump when they're out of luck
Raining down on the cars and trucks below
They put a net there to catch their fall
Like that'll stop anyone at all
What they don't know is when nature calls you go.
"War on Drugs" by Barenaked Ladies
I hope it's not true.
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Don't be Scurrd!
Just because you get a call past 1am the morning after you lose your wallet, does not mean there's a crazy attacker man with a Masked Magician mask waiting outside your door to kill you ( Read more... ) -
Want to be offended?
A new (terribly offensive) short that Ross, SJ, and I made. Posted on Ross' youtube because I'm above such tomfoolery. Definitely not work/family approved. ( Enjoy. ) -
LikeWoah
Dude. I am awake and working VOLUNTARILY before 7AM.
Thank you, nasal decongestant medication with no box that I found under my bed. You have cured me of both my clogged sinuses and my desire to sleep at nighttime! -
We've all got our junk...
(...and my junk is you.)
Today's favorite lyric. Hearting "Spring Awakening" (winner of 2007 Tony for Best Musical) so much. Yay for masturbating Germans!