So...Amy has gotten me to pop my LJ cherry....here we go....

Dear Amy,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat.  I think I realized it when you smacked my ass In your car and I saw you carve your initials into my father.  I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your ( Read more... )