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petzipellepingo October 15 2010, 18:20:57 UTC
We get you back and then we lose you again. Waaaa! I tell you.

At least you're not still stuck in the Basement of Doom with the In-Laws.

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tnmisery October 16 2010, 03:44:12 UTC
!!SMISH!!
Petzi, the coffee houses that had free internet fairy dust have all, ahem, bitten the dust. OHHHH, BAD. BOOOO-HISSSSSS

I swear on Spike's hair that I sneak up here to Middle Sis's house on the weekend after she's gone to work just for the internet. That's an hour drive. IT IS SO EFFING WORTH IT.

HA! GET THIS. I'm all unemployed and moved away, right? THEY ARE COMING BACK TO THE BASEMENT. *que Psycho music*
The little whoremaster that CONTINUES attacking the advertising? Natural disaster didn't end us - it's THIS DUDE. Bizarre. Anyway, saving money, running a ghost ship and holding on to hope...Hope makes my ass twitch, so I'm glad I got the can when I did. Okay, okay...I BEGGED TO BE LAID OFF. SRSLY.
Watching them cling and hold out for the miracle that IS.NOT.COMING. is possibly the most depressing thing I've ever seen. Ungh, just awful.

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sp23 October 15 2010, 19:08:51 UTC
MISS YOU, GODDAMMIT!!!!!!

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tnmisery October 16 2010, 03:54:11 UTC
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, DON'T I GODDAMN KNOW IT!!!

Man, I'm so blah about being gone from here that I just don't even fucking care about watching any shows. I can't get my bitch on with y'all, so half my enjoyment is just GONE. I've been conditioned to head straight here after shows with people JUST LIKE ME THAT GET IT AND WANT TO DISCUSS AND I CAN'T GET MY TV MOJO ON SO NEVER-DAMN-MIND.

Also, for all I know, everyone I care about has had their bodies chummed up for Soylent Green and are existing as disembodied brains in jars AND I MISSED OUT!!!! BAH.

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txvoodoo October 16 2010, 02:41:30 UTC
You're totally welcome in my head, but it ain't no picnic there ;)

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tnmisery October 16 2010, 04:08:40 UTC
I HATE FUCKING PICNICS! ANTS AND FLIES AND HEAT AND POISON POTATO SALAD SITTING IN THE SUN? FUCK A LOAD OF THAT!

This is why I LOVE YOUR BRAIN. It's shady, climate controlled and there's a totally badass comfy chair in there with MY damn name on it. The occasional power outage or full copper re-pipe? Dude, I fear not.
(BTW, I'll totally vacuum up all that cat hair from your cerebellum. At some point. Probably. Muahahahahaha...)

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txvoodoo October 16 2010, 04:36:18 UTC
I wondered why I was sneezing!

Damn, I wish you could come on down here to Texas.I know Ronnie's rooting for Israel, but I'M CLOSER. 470 miles. You could drive it in SEVEN HOURS.

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tnmisery October 16 2010, 06:23:05 UTC
Heeeee. My poor old car probably wouldn't make it, but I ain't too good to get my happy ass on a bus.
A crusty old bus builds character. I'd get off the damn thing and the pups would want to roll on me like a nasty dead thing in the yard. :D
Hey, I never know what lurks around the bend, but comin' down ain't out of the question! I AM NOT going to work any time soon and I'm not sure I could if I wanted to. There ain't SHIT to do around here. Since I'm not paying 90% of my bills, my unemployment is gonna look like a gerzillion dollars. Phhht.

Ohhh, Jessica Biel just won "best butt" on...uhhh...whatever bullshit I'm watching on E!
I gotta respect the FUCK TON of work she puts in to looking so damn fine. RAWR.

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