Absence makes the heart grow fonder.  Well, bullshit.  I'm pretty damn fond of you guys when I get to be here all the time.

( oh, hell. the whole damn bag of golden, glittering love sparklies got dumped all in one place. No vampire douche twinkles FWIW. )

Beauty recs! 
I like RuPaul's Drag Race more than America's Next Top Model.  Mainly because I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for makeup time.
I'm so not joking.  I feel like I should be taking notes, because that's the advanced class.  Compared to them, it's like I've been using a crayon gripped with my toes.
( All this makeup talk made me crave Zingers. )

I am watching old guys make with the rocking. Iron Maiden 2008 tour documentary.  Hehe.  They still have glorious rock hair, they wear their own t-shirts on stage and holy WTF, Bruce Dickinson is flying the damn plane.  I love this.

( whiny-sick-woe is me-general bitching )

Don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.  Yeah, I think that's funny as hell.  What.

BEGIN TMI. 
( i could overshare more if you like )

I've decided that Saturday has become an unintentional theme day for me.  It's Book of Job Day.  PLAGUE AND HORROR.

( i'm even getting tired of tmi now and i LOVE tmi )

Um, uhhhh...I mean to say that the person responsible for totally fucking up Facebook should come forward and fix what he/she did.  Yes.  Totally what I meant.
It's crazy wonked.  My FLAIR!  MY FLAIR IS WAY UP OVER MY PIC AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS ALSO WRONGLY PLACED!  NOOOO! NOT MY FLAAAAAIRRRRR!!!  WOE X 900.

Yeah, I'm still sick, but it's an able to ( Read more... )

I have really, really small boobs.  They're also weirdly shaped, which makes buying a bra a PAIN IN MY ASS.  TIT.  WHATEVER.  I'm typically a 34A.  See?  Pre-teens got more rack than this.

Anyhoo, I've been thinking about buying a bra.  A "real" one.  ( onwards brave tmi readers! )

All the women in the office are in a state of grumpy and/or weepy and the boss was all "What the hell?" I had to tell him that all women here that still have a uterus are currently on the rag.  I didn't have to enjoy telling him, but I have to grab what fun I can while I'm in this hell hole.