Hey! Let's talk about my boobs.
I have really, really small boobs. They're also weirdly shaped, which makes buying a bra a PAIN IN MY ASS. TIT. WHATEVER. I'm typically a 34A. See? Pre-teens got more rack than this.
Anyhoo, I've been thinking about buying a bra. A "real" one. I've been living in sports bras for about three years. They're comfy, man! The problem with the big girl bras is this: most my boobage is to the side, so I get the gap-effect in the vicinity of the upper-central booberal area where cleavage is suppose to live. The bras won't lay against my skin and show through my clothes and just piss me right off, since I know if I bought the right bra, that would not happen.
Yeah, yeah padded bras kinda help with that whole gap issue, but I hate those fuckers. IDK, they just get on my nerves. I think it's because I actually have boobs then and they're in my damn way. Seriously, I don't know how you boob-havers get anything done.
So. What I want is something not too padded, that doesn't have a load of empty space someplace, that lays against my skin, that doesn't look like a big mess under a tee shirt and yeah, comfortable. I'm asking for way too much here, I know.
Does anybody have any suggestions? I've been looking at this: Victoria's Secret Ipex Wireless, but my track record with Vicky's has been sketchy. There's a location nearby and I could go try one on, but damn, I am lazy. Also, I've been tempted to smack the hell out of a smartass salesgirl in those stores on multiple occasions. WTF, women. Do I scream shop lifter and just don't know it? DIGRESS.
This isn't a clothes emergency, but I'd just like to have a normal bra for the few shirts I have that the sports bras just won't work with. Blah-blah-blahblahblah-blah. Yeah, I got some Christmas money or I wouldn't even be considering this.
Lastly, FFS. Like anybody could tell how that bra up there would look on a normal person. Adriana Lima! You're throwing reality off its axis, damn it!
Anyhoo, I've been thinking about buying a bra. A "real" one. I've been living in sports bras for about three years. They're comfy, man! The problem with the big girl bras is this: most my boobage is to the side, so I get the gap-effect in the vicinity of the upper-central booberal area where cleavage is suppose to live. The bras won't lay against my skin and show through my clothes and just piss me right off, since I know if I bought the right bra, that would not happen.
Yeah, yeah padded bras kinda help with that whole gap issue, but I hate those fuckers. IDK, they just get on my nerves. I think it's because I actually have boobs then and they're in my damn way. Seriously, I don't know how you boob-havers get anything done.
So. What I want is something not too padded, that doesn't have a load of empty space someplace, that lays against my skin, that doesn't look like a big mess under a tee shirt and yeah, comfortable. I'm asking for way too much here, I know.
Does anybody have any suggestions? I've been looking at this: Victoria's Secret Ipex Wireless, but my track record with Vicky's has been sketchy. There's a location nearby and I could go try one on, but damn, I am lazy. Also, I've been tempted to smack the hell out of a smartass salesgirl in those stores on multiple occasions. WTF, women. Do I scream shop lifter and just don't know it? DIGRESS.
This isn't a clothes emergency, but I'd just like to have a normal bra for the few shirts I have that the sports bras just won't work with. Blah-blah-blahblahblah-blah. Yeah, I got some Christmas money or I wouldn't even be considering this.
Lastly, FFS. Like anybody could tell how that bra up there would look on a normal person. Adriana Lima! You're throwing reality off its axis, damn it!