Comments | tnmisery: the state of being one of my favorite bad jokes

tnmisery

the state of being one of my favorite bad jokes

Feb 12, 2010 18:42

Don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die. Yeah, I think that's funny as hell. What.

BEGIN TMI.
( i could overshare more if you like )

tears of blood, crazy tag abuse, ranty pants, i'm an asshole, wtf?, die bitch die, crazy train, i hate everything, bitching, blathering, tmi

Comments 4

txvoodoo February 13 2010, 04:43:13 UTC

In conclusion, I love my hysterectomy.

Love,Lisa

tnmisery February 13 2010, 05:13:04 UTC

Did we throw you a congratulations on the hysterectomy party? Because we should have.

I want this thing ripped out. I want to have it wacked. I want a doc to rip it out, throw it on the floor and let all the nurses stomp it until they're too tired to keep going. And I want VIDEO of the entire thing.

petzipellepingo February 13 2010, 09:23:13 UTC

Cheer up! In a few decades you won't feel a thing, it will all be a bad memeory. ANd you'll have a fortune in not buying tampons.

tnmisery February 14 2010, 01:20:22 UTC

I'm so looking forward to that. Seriously. The getting older business doesn't suck more than being young. It just sucks different and is honestly less sucky in most ways, IMO. I'd never go back to my teens and 20's. Egads.