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Ow... that hurts... partner, we're going to start training on how to resist those types of things...
I'm sorry, Bats, I didn't mean to...! -
[Locked to the Titans]
Hey, guys? Ivan's frozen again. Had to bail him out before he ended up on the wrong side of a beating...
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Wanna turn him into our coatrack again? -
[Locked from Hostiles, Registers as Batman I]
Great... just great...
Everyone, we have a MAJOR problem. We have a THIRD Batman in our presence. Unfortunately, he's nothing like myself OR the second Batman that showed up here. He's dedicated himself to ruining the name of Batman in both Neon and throughout the Digital World.
If you encounter him, just.. be careful.
[Locked to the Titans]This ( Read more... ) -
[Locked to Tim/Robin]
Uhhh, yeah... hey, Tim?
Does it make you kinda nervous to know that an alternate universe version of one of Bruce's old enemies and one of his closest allies are going steady?
I mean, I don't have a problem with it, but... yeah. It's hard not to be surprised when where you came from, they're at each other's throats! -
[Locked to Tim/Robin and Peter/Spider-Man]
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[Audio]
Ooh, how about that one?
No.
That one?
No...
How about that one right there?
Look, if you things don't shut up, I'm mailing you to the JOKER, got it?
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Good. Now then...
Ooh, that one looks good!
RRRRRRRRRGH!
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[Accidental Voicepost]
--onna eat turkey, Bats?
Me? Nah. Someone's gotta watch the place while everyone's celebrating.
Why not? I'm sure some of the others would enjoy the company...
I wouldn't mind it, either, but, like I said, not going. Might go somewhere and swipe someone's turkey leftovers though, I dunno... [Chuckling]
Aw, you're a party pooper...!
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[Locked from ALL Hostiles]
Everyone, I know you must have seen that post just now... this something I DIDN'T want to happen. That man is the Joker! In my time, he's already dead, but by the looks of things, he's probably from farther back in the past.
This man is unstable as unstable can be! Think Kurata's nuts? The Joker will kill anyone and EVERYONE, doesn't matter who it ( Read more... ) -
[Accidental Voicepost]
*sounds of pain again*
Who... who ARE YOU?!
Who am I? What are you, retarded?! Are you stupid? I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN, AND--! GUH...
Batman?
Wow... that was strange...
I-I'd better get out of here before... WAUGH!
*sounds of lesser pain*
...I don't know how the old man could do it. Weird...
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[Accidental Voicepost]
*The sounds of very violent pummeling can be heard.*
S-Sorry! I won't do it again!
...there won't BE a next time!
B-Batman, wait a second, that's...
*more pummeling followed by the sounds of bones breaking*
Ow...
(OoC: Bold is some poor random Digimon crook. Italics is NoirPatamon. Terry, for the week, can now change his name to "Bruce Wayne")