Comments | tiye: BELZONI: BURNINATING FOR THE GUD OF ENGLAND

tiye

BELZONI: BURNINATING FOR THE GUD OF ENGLAND

Jul 27, 2008 11:50

So, last night
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omgfire, egyptomania, belzoni, egyptology

Comments 17

kantayra July 27 2008, 18:27:13 UTC

*sobs* Why won't you STOP BURNING ALL THE DEMOTIC, BELZONI?

Whatever. All those natives were just living in their homes like jerks! Didn't they understand that Belzoni had to tear down their houses and burn the ashes to steal everything out of the ground underneath? Yeesh, those primitive savages just have no clue about science.

tiye July 27 2008, 18:28:47 UTC

Srsly, what a bunch of assholes! He just wanted to burn stuff!

kantayra July 27 2008, 18:43:15 UTC

Curse those French! They were just stealing things out of the ground and selling them to museums! Didn't they understand that you're supposed to burn artifacts first?

P.S. Ra is so sexy with his frog/fish/bird face.

tiye July 27 2008, 18:48:19 UTC

And that after you burn them, you're supposed to kick rocks onto them?

Ra is HOTT.

pepperjackcandy July 27 2008, 19:57:19 UTC

Ra is not amused.

tiye July 27 2008, 20:11:24 UTC

No, he is not. >:( RA DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR ANTICS!

jdm314 July 28 2008, 03:07:17 UTC

Needless to say, neither does Tiye (in your icon).

Dammit, now I want to go to Egypt and see a bunch of monuments so that I can be just like Belzoni and in hense like Ramses. Then I can wear L'Oreal Feria in Double Intensity Auburn, have a harem, and maybe my son will bring me the Book of Thoth. Better yet, a potable copy.

tiye July 28 2008, 03:08:12 UTC

You gotta be careful of that Book of Thoth, though. You know what happened to Setna. :(

kyo_sayz July 27 2008, 20:34:48 UTC

ra does not approve.

kyo_sayz July 27 2008, 20:35:04 UTC

shit, someone beat me to it, kind of. lolol

tiye July 28 2008, 03:19:58 UTC

Ra will have none of these shenanigans and carryings-on! >:(

mysticpenguin July 28 2008, 03:07:56 UTC

Ah, so Ramses is a long-lost ancestor of Nicholas Cage. Who knew?

tiye July 28 2008, 03:15:51 UTC

Ha! I didn't even notice the resemblance until now.

mysticpenguin July 28 2008, 03:41:59 UTC

And Belzoni is whathisface, the comical native sidekick in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Clearly my calling is to move to California and cast films based on who looks like people.

simaetha July 28 2008, 15:23:56 UTC

That is by far the most hideous statue of Ra I have ever seen. Seriously.

And Rameses is scaring me!!

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browngirl July 28 2008, 18:48:33 UTC

I followed a link here from JF, and I'd try to comment intelligently but I'm too busy hiccuping with laughter. *applauds, giggling*