Comments | tionysus: 021 - The important things in life. [Written]

tionysus

021 - The important things in life. [Written]

Oct 05, 2010 11:53

[She's been thinking about this for quite some time, considering the romance fail of who she lives with and the awkwardness of getting involved in the mass naked.]

I'm not sure how many people around here could properly romance a woman if their lives depended on it. What passes for sexual education around here? Do they even teach that?

will loosen up on the heteronormativity, being a girly girl, she could teach this if she tried, crazy old widow, questions, because she can't just lecture her house, priorities of a die-hard romantic

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[Written] 13th_captain October 5 2010, 17:08:49 UTC

[Mass naked, what mass naked? He'll pretend that didn't happen if she does.]

If they can read, they can find books in the library themselves.

[Written] tionysus October 5 2010, 17:11:22 UTC

[He's seen her naked a few too many times for her tastes.]

Books only talk about the medical parts. It's not just a matter of inserting Tab A into Slot C.

[Written] 13th_captain October 5 2010, 17:17:08 UTC

[Hey, it goes both ways, Myuria.]

What else is there beyond that?

[Written] tionysus October 5 2010, 17:22:42 UTC

[That she can understand.]

Thoughts? Feelings? Compassion for your partner? A plethora of things that seem to be beyond you?

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[Written] pimpinwings October 5 2010, 17:21:23 UTC

Fairly sure it's not taught anywhere around here. I probably could, but I doubt people would like that.

[Written] tionysus October 5 2010, 17:23:35 UTC

What a shame - It's very important. Why wouldn't people like you teaching it?

[Written] pimpinwings October 5 2010, 17:39:51 UTC

I suppose that would stem from my reputation as a philanderer, no matter how false that assumption is.

[Written] tionysus October 5 2010, 17:42:16 UTC

So you consider yourself a gentleman?

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1week_wizard October 5 2010, 17:24:58 UTC

What does sexual education have to do with romance?

tionysus October 5 2010, 17:29:36 UTC

If a romance goes right, both parties are bound to end up in the bedroom.

1week_wizard October 5 2010, 21:46:32 UTC

First of all, not necessarily

Second of all, sexual education doesn't teach one to be a better lover. It is merely the process of teaching the purpose and process of reproduction.

tionysus October 6 2010, 02:56:21 UTC

Have you ever been in a long term relationship?

It's a start. Knowing what's what and how it works (as long as they remember) make things go a lot more smoothly.

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[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 5 2010, 17:52:11 UTC

Sex ed, huh?

Sure, I can do that.

[Voice] tionysus October 5 2010, 17:55:47 UTC

And what sort of qualifications do you have?

[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 5 2010, 17:57:55 UTC

Lots and lots of experience. And I'm great with kids.

[Voice] tionysus October 5 2010, 18:04:15 UTC

Physical and emotional experience?

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[Voice] aphephobic October 5 2010, 18:22:54 UTC

[Good job, friend-of-a-friend. You've gone and pinged the cynic.]

Why should anyone teach that? It's not exactly hard to figure out what goes into where.

[Voice] tionysus October 6 2010, 02:58:23 UTC

[Muwhahahaha! She aims to troll inform!]

It's important. You'd be surprised how easy it is to mess up.

[Voice] aphephobic October 6 2010, 04:31:24 UTC

Maybe it is if you're blind.

[Voice] tionysus October 6 2010, 04:56:04 UTC

And careless. It's not as easy as it sounds if you want to be any good at it.

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