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021 - The important things in life. [Written]

Oct 05, 2010 11:53

[She's been thinking about this for quite some time, considering the romance fail of who she lives with and the awkwardness of getting involved in the mass naked.]

I'm not sure how many people around here could properly romance a woman if their lives depended on it. What passes for sexual education around here? Do they even teach that?

will loosen up on the heteronormativity, being a girly girl, she could teach this if she tried, crazy old widow, questions, because she can't just lecture her house, priorities of a die-hard romantic

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[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 5 2010, 17:52:11 UTC

Sex ed, huh?

Sure, I can do that.

[Voice] tionysus October 5 2010, 17:55:47 UTC

And what sort of qualifications do you have?

[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 5 2010, 17:57:55 UTC

Lots and lots of experience. And I'm great with kids.

[Voice] tionysus October 5 2010, 18:04:15 UTC

Physical and emotional experience?

[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 5 2010, 18:07:11 UTC

Of course. It ain't half as good if the other party ain't committing 100%.

[Voice] tionysus October 6 2010, 02:57:06 UTC

Definitely not. But what makes you so eager to teach it?

[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 6 2010, 02:59:46 UTC

A lady should never have to suffer the indignity of an uneducated fool ruining sex.

[Voice] tionysus October 6 2010, 03:01:43 UTC

And yet so many do. From the sound of it, that fate awaits plenty of girls who get stuck here.

[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 6 2010, 03:04:18 UTC

A goddamn shame. I'd aim to keep that from happening.

[Voice] tionysus October 6 2010, 03:46:10 UTC

So you're going to teach it?

[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 6 2010, 03:46:41 UTC

You can count on me.

[Voice] tionysus October 6 2010, 04:26:41 UTC

Even though we've just met?

[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 6 2010, 04:27:24 UTC

In person, I radiate a natural wave of confidence. It's my special power. Sadly it doesn't work over the journals.

[Voice] tionysus October 6 2010, 05:49:44 UTC

You seem to be pretty confident in this.

[Voice] moonlightoutlaw October 6 2010, 05:50:17 UTC

Must be that special power of mine.

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