i just thought of something really funny...actually two things ( Read more... )

i believe that this is the first time in a long while that i have actually called into work sick, and im not making it up ( Read more... )

not going to lie, that was probably the most ridiculous new years ever. ridiculous as in real real bad. even slightly comical ( Read more... )

due to my exceptional planning abilities, i have a good half hour to kill before embarking on my quest to the lovely land of enchantment for 7 days to see my family ( Read more... )

now that beth josh and i have all successfully been locked in our bathroom, i think its time to get a new doorknob.
that was really scary. josh, thank you for not being a heavy sleeper and rescuing me upon hearing my cries for help!
beth, i apologize for not being there and you having to shimmy out of the bathroom window. i probably would have

went to work, informed my manager that i was putting in my two weeks reason being i really feel that my family is more important then selling overpriced lotion and soap ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRHTDAY SIMON! YOU ARE ONE YEAR OLD AND THE CUTEST DOG ALIVE!

(i am SUCH a dork.)

i believe i might be the only person alive who has fallen asleep atop a compact disc and is consequently impaled while sleeping.

seriously. there is a fairly large abrasion on the right side of my ribcage. awesome.

3 points ( Read more... )

i missed top model for indian food.
and thats ok. because i would have been sad about my favorite girl who got eliminated. and probably yelled uncontrollably at the tv whilst spilling red wine out of my new wine glass.
and i had the best food ever with one of the best people to ever exist!