Even bad guys have birthdays. So uh... Happy birthday, Kevin. I um, don't have money so all I can do is hug you or give you a night alone with my dad. Maybe me and Devlin can stay with great-grandpa Max or something...

Don't you think this means I like you or anything! Cause I don't!

[You now realize that this is Kenny's way of attempting to be nice ( Read more... )

After a small tickle fight with Kevin, I got him to agree to take us to the drive-in. We're gonna need candy, lots of it. Just the four of us.

Maybe Kevin isn't so bad...

No gross smoothies, dad. Oh, and can we see that one scary movie? Please, dad? I promise I wont get nightmares! And if I do, I can just bug Devlin to sleep with me.

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Ugh, I can't go anywhere for help without either being ignored, or having my cheeks pinched. I saw an alien earlier, I think it was an XLR8. I tried to follow them but they were too quick and I didn't get to my watch in time to follow.

Devlin, where are you? I'm seriously starting to worry and it's not cool.

I'm so telling on you when I find dad.

Wonder how I managed to find myself here. Now, if only I knew where here was! I dunno, it looks... Dated. There's no aliens around, only humans. Kinda weird, really. Am I in some weird town where no aliens are allowed or something?

Last thing I remember before waking up with my face in the dirt is a big, swirly light. Kinda reminded me of Aunt ( Read more... )