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[tinminiskirt]

Where the hell is my gun?

...ugh.

Look, Church and Tucker. I know Grif pissed you off, but if you come within a kilometer of our place with any ideas about hurting him, I will break every single bone in both your bodies. No, that is not a threat. That is a promise. I like one of you guys, but...it was a dumb joke. It's not worth murdering him over

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[hawtinyellow]

WE HAVE GUNS IN THE HOUSE?!

AWESOME!

WE CAN HAVE A SPY MOVIE!

ARE THEY HAVING MAKE UP SEX YET?!

[tinminiskirt]

Yeah, we do. My pistol's the only one that I can use right now, though, and it's missing. D'you know where it might be?

That might be fun. Question is, who'd be the villain?

No. And they're not going to.

[hawtinyellow]

Really?! Awesome! Wow! How about the new guy? He was telling me all these awesome ways to kill Grif earlier!

Urrrr.. GRIF! OR THE BITCH!

Whyyyyy?! You wont let me do anything!!

[tinminiskirt]

Sarge? I guess he might've. Um, Kai, I'd really appreciate it if you didn't encourage him on the whole killing Grif thing. We've got enough issues right now.

Ha! Tex as Goldfinger! I can see it.

Wait, when did you get in on the make up sex?

[sexyincyan]

Yeah, you know that, what with us being Blues, and him on the Reds, especially now that their psychotic sergeant is around, we kinda more or less have to assume he's coming after us to hurt us, right? Or at least try to? Because Sarge sure as hell isn't going to listen to you, and with no Simmons here to try and reason with him, he's gonna be out for blood in a hurry. So unless someone beats enough sense into Sarge that he's not constantly coming up with plans cooked up to kill the four of us, we're probably going to assume the worst.

[[ OOC: I'm going to have to try real hard to explain why Tucker does that, because honestly? It's just because I have the attention span of a gnat. x_x ]]

Yeah, I just don't spend a whole lot of fucking time in front of these terminals, okay? Maybe if you just came over to the house and talked to me instead of depending on me to get bored enough to come look at one of these damn computers, we'd probably talk more often.

[tinminiskirt]

Alright, I see where you're coming from, but honestly. Grif really couldn't care less about the whole soldier thing. He wouldn't hurt you because that'd take effort he could be using to do something he actually liked. And Sarge...yeah, I don't think you have to worry about him, either, because none of his plans could ever work here. Unless you know where to find Stephen Hawking, a blue whale, and a barrel of spider monkeys.

So, basically? The only Red you've got to worry about is me, and I think you're okay. Okay?

[ooc: LOL, niiiice. *fwaps* And I'm sorry it's taking so long for me to reply! I'm typing on a superslow iTouch at the moment.]

Point and match. I'm sorry, I...I'm sorry. I'll try to visit you guys sometime soon, provided Church doesn't snipe me on sight.

[sexyincyan]

Yeah, after all the shit I've seen happen here so far, I wouldn't fucking be surprised if there was a blue whale with Stephen Hawking riding it like a horse out in that damn ocean.

And yeah, I guess. I still don't fuckin' trust Sarge, though. I find one goddamn spider monkey anywhere near the house and I'm gonna be pissed.

I can probably keep Church at bay, as long as you don't have Grif with you. There's just a lot of shit going on that's been trying to fuck with Church and Tex's whole relationship thing going on, and.. yeah, that note was just /really/ badly timed, y'know? That's why everyone here pretty much simultaneously went crazy about it for one reason or another.

[tinminiskirt]

...that is the best fucked up mental image I have had all week. Possibly in my whole life.

If we ever do find any spider monkeys, then, I'll be sure to keep them away from you. But I wouldn't worry. I'll shoot him if he tries anything I don't like.

Jesus, those two are such drama queens. They seriously just need to admit they love each other and stop being passive-aggressive fucktards about it.

But yeah. That sounds doable. Thanks. And trust me, Grif ocassionally knows what's good for him. He won't be bothering you for a while.