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[tinminiskirt]

Where the hell is my gun?

...ugh.

Look, Church and Tucker. I know Grif pissed you off, but if you come within a kilometer of our place with any ideas about hurting him, I will break every single bone in both your bodies. No, that is not a threat. That is a promise. I like one of you guys, but...it was a dumb joke. It's not worth murdering him over

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[hawtinyellow]

WE HAVE GUNS IN THE HOUSE?!

AWESOME!

WE CAN HAVE A SPY MOVIE!

ARE THEY HAVING MAKE UP SEX YET?!

[tinminiskirt]

Yeah, we do. My pistol's the only one that I can use right now, though, and it's missing. D'you know where it might be?

That might be fun. Question is, who'd be the villain?

No. And they're not going to.

[hawtinyellow]

Really?! Awesome! Wow! How about the new guy? He was telling me all these awesome ways to kill Grif earlier!

Urrrr.. GRIF! OR THE BITCH!

Whyyyyy?! You wont let me do anything!!

[tinminiskirt]

Sarge? I guess he might've. Um, Kai, I'd really appreciate it if you didn't encourage him on the whole killing Grif thing. We've got enough issues right now.

Ha! Tex as Goldfinger! I can see it.

Wait, when did you get in on the make up sex?

[hawtinyellow]

Why? Half the stuff he says he doesn't have! It's awesome! I need to find a bird that speaks spanish and a bomb with a blag dictonary!

WOW! Awesssssommmmmmmmmmme! That would be so cool! We have to!

I'm always in on the make-up sex!

[tinminiskirt]

....a bird that speaks Spanish. What the hell. He's got Donut and I looking for spider monkeys and chips for a Plan 32 of something.

Yep! I'd get out the video camera if we had one.

Of course you are. But seriously, what makes you think Church and Grif and Tucker would be having sex of any kind?