AUUUUUGH GABE PULLED MY HAIR OUT I'M BALD NOW HE'S A BASTARD AUGH I HAVE A BALD SPOT.

PRIVATE TO SUPER SWEET MEMBERS OF PIGLANDIA
I HAVE EIGHT HUNDRED WATER BALLOONS, FIVE BOWLS OF CAKE BATTER, FOUR WATER GUNS, A TUB OF HUMMUS, SIX RICHARD SIMMONS TAPES, FOUR ROLLS OF REGULAR DUCT TAPE, ONE ROLL OF HOT PINK DUCT TAPE, WIGS AND TWO NEW PAIRS OF ( Read more... )

Everyone WATCH TV TOMORROW.

I AM SUCH A STAR.

I am pregnant and I am going to get a golden globe next year and Tina Fey can DEAL WITH IT.!!!!

NOBODY SHOULD EVER LISTEN TO MURDOCK VARLETTI EVER AGAIN. EVER. AGAIN.

AND I DON'T KNOW BUT I THINK SOME AWARDS SHOULDN'T BE AWARDED AND ANYWAY I'M THE NEW STAR OF TO BED. AS OF A FEW DAYS FROM NOW. SO.

EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE. WE WORKED IT OUT. SEBASTIAN APOLOGIZED FOR BEING A GIANT JACKASS!!!!!

( Private to Kilory )

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FLY MY PRETTIES.

FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am going fish shopping TODAY.

Does bright red lipstick say SAUCY or SEXY? I mean, if you were HYPOTHETICALLY a MONKEY KING QUEEN. Do you think it would be a FOO PAW or do you think that it would be fabulous???? TOTALLY hypothetical.

I mean I think that it's SEXY but some might think it ISNT.

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( Tinkerbell ~ Karisma Singh )