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[timzilla]

In a way, I am actually flattered that some very sad person has misappropriated my image to get laid on a gay chub/admirer website.

http://www.chubspot.com/profile/MarkRosario

Just my luck.

Why can't someone post my pic on TwinkSpot?!Initially it gave me a chuckle. And

Comments

[cruisebear]

I've always told you that you were hot. This is proof.

ditto

[howbearca]

amen to that John

Re: ditto

[timzilla]

Ah, well thanks guys. But I am sure he is just confused. Or maybe just my evil twin.

Maybe

[retrocool]

MAYBE, JUST MAYBE there is a twin of you out there somewhere, OI that might just be it, yes yes... that is it... a twin in MUMBAI TX...um.. neverheard of it personally..but yes... mmmmmm twins... mmmm dirty thoughts mmmmm

Re: Maybe

[timzilla]

I actually do have an evil twin who looks exactly like me. He is half my size, not very evil and lives in Sacramento. I call him Mini-Me.

The really annoying part about this is that I thought this picture made me look a bit thinner, so that is why I used it. Wrong!

Ironic that this Rosie fellow thought it made me look like a handsome chub. I just can't win sometimes.

[markosf]

But there's a hot guy in Portugal who wants you!

[timzilla]

I don't even know where Portugal is. Are those the ones that smell funny?

That's what I like about you Mark. You are always finding those silver linings.

How much are you getting for them down at the pawn shop these days?

[markosf]

Isn't Portugal near the Mission? ;-)

The pawn shop has blackballed me, and none of the hookers will share a corner with me. I do have a boarder moving in today tho. He's not paying any rent, but he will be kicking me in the ass frequently, which is priceless.