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In a way, I am actually flattered that some very sad person has misappropriated my image to get laid on a gay chub/admirer website.
http://www.chubspot.com/profile/MarkRosario
Just my luck.
Why can't someone post my pic on TwinkSpot?!
Initially it gave me a chuckle. And I probably shouldn't mind really, as he is using it to try and get with "superchubs" and "daddies." Not my niche market at all.
But then I thought about the fact that I might eventually bump (or squish) into a angry superchub who thinks I am an online tease. It could get ugly. Even if I could probably outrun one, I just don't need the bad press.
Maybe Mister Rosario-let's call him Rosie-thinks that superchubs are just so desperate that they will forgive him for not looking like me and have pity sex with him. Just so you know Rosie, I rarely get hit on by chubby guys so it's not likely to work. Additionally, in my experience superchubs are extremely discerning and uniformly command the attention of some of the prettiest, sexiest men. I have definitely been jealous of chubby guys who get all the hot chasers.
So, Rosie, take down my photo please. In the immortal words of your namesake, Rosario of "Will & Grace," you are "riding a llama in Neverland" if you think that anyone is going to believe you are a 6'8", 325-pound daddy bear. Or that most chubby guys would go for my type anyway. You might want to pick someone you could possibly pass for or that is the type usually attractive to chubs.
Also, Texas has a Mumbai in it?
http://www.chubspot.com/profile/MarkRosario
Just my luck.
Why can't someone post my pic on TwinkSpot?!
Initially it gave me a chuckle. And I probably shouldn't mind really, as he is using it to try and get with "superchubs" and "daddies." Not my niche market at all.
But then I thought about the fact that I might eventually bump (or squish) into a angry superchub who thinks I am an online tease. It could get ugly. Even if I could probably outrun one, I just don't need the bad press.
Maybe Mister Rosario-let's call him Rosie-thinks that superchubs are just so desperate that they will forgive him for not looking like me and have pity sex with him. Just so you know Rosie, I rarely get hit on by chubby guys so it's not likely to work. Additionally, in my experience superchubs are extremely discerning and uniformly command the attention of some of the prettiest, sexiest men. I have definitely been jealous of chubby guys who get all the hot chasers.
So, Rosie, take down my photo please. In the immortal words of your namesake, Rosario of "Will & Grace," you are "riding a llama in Neverland" if you think that anyone is going to believe you are a 6'8", 325-pound daddy bear. Or that most chubby guys would go for my type anyway. You might want to pick someone you could possibly pass for or that is the type usually attractive to chubs.
Also, Texas has a Mumbai in it?