Duck, Duck, Bush...
This is so brilliant.
In the long history of shoe crime, attempted assassination with a shoe-throwing a stinking, worn loafer at Bush's head during an Iraqi new conference-came no closer to achieving it's desired effect.
But it did something much more prosaic and symbolic in making him duck and thus throughly humiliating him. A better and more athletic man would have simply batted it away. What was that a size 7 or something? I could see ducking for my size 16s.
What-a-total-wuss.
This has given me a great idea.
To show our collective contempt for the last 8-years, we should all mail our old, stinking LEFT shoes to W at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by January 19th.
I suppose they will be requiring the press corp to remove their shoes before new conferences now. I can't imagine how stinky that will be in Washington much less than Iraq. At least the foul odor in the room will match the stinking lies coming out of his mouth.
In the long history of shoe crime, attempted assassination with a shoe-throwing a stinking, worn loafer at Bush's head during an Iraqi new conference-came no closer to achieving it's desired effect.
But it did something much more prosaic and symbolic in making him duck and thus throughly humiliating him. A better and more athletic man would have simply batted it away. What was that a size 7 or something? I could see ducking for my size 16s.
What-a-total-wuss.
This has given me a great idea.
To show our collective contempt for the last 8-years, we should all mail our old, stinking LEFT shoes to W at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by January 19th.
I suppose they will be requiring the press corp to remove their shoes before new conferences now. I can't imagine how stinky that will be in Washington much less than Iraq. At least the foul odor in the room will match the stinking lies coming out of his mouth.