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[timisnotme]

*So this should probably be locked to Bhamba since that's who it's directed at, but Tim feels like bitching out the entire mansion. Because seriously guys? This isn't funny.*

I don't know what the fuck you're playing at, but I'm not raising your little crocodile. Come pick this thing up and the incubator in the next hour or I'm throwing it out the

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[angel_junk]

[ Bhamba opens the video feed. He looks into the camera, adjusts his tie, cleans his throat and pauses. Then:]

Do you really think I have nothing better to do than hide crocodile eggs in people's rooms?! I didn't give you that egg, I don't even know you!

[timisnotme]

.........

HOW IS THAT BETTER????????

[angel_junk]

It's longer.

[timisnotme]

That doesn't... It's not....

Fine. I'll keep the stupid crocodile. *Glaaaaaaare*

[angel_junk]

That is the spirit!

[timisnotme]

No it's not!!! Just... I don't need a 12 foot crocodile in my room.

[angel_junk]

She gives great parenting advice.

[timisnotme]

With her teeth? It's an egg. I think I can handle it.

[angel_junk]

I should hope so! After all you were the one who stole it!

[timisnotme]

I DIDN'T STEAL IT.

[angel_junk]

THEN WHY IS IT IN YOUR ROOM?!

[timisnotme]

I don't know! It wasn't here, I died, I come back AND THERE'S A WELCOME HOME CROCODILE IN MY CLOSET.

*He considers the slim chance that since it's in the closet it might be Markus' crocodile. But he highly doubts that Markus would ask for OR steal a crocodile egg.*

Worst. Present. Ever.

[angel_junk]

Too bad! No refunds!

[ And then he slams his hand down on the communicator, ending the feed. This is clearly, CLEARLY going nowhere. He will simply have to hope that his egg is in good hands, wanted or not. ]