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Shit My Mom Says (2)
Leila and I went to go see Eclipse tonight. Right after Edward separates Victoria's head from her body and she is laying there shattered and dead, Leila turns to me and whispers "I know what her favorite song is right now... 'I Ain't Got No Body'!" I turn to look at her and give her a WTF face and all she does is giggle and say "I'll tell you ( Read more... ) -
Shit My Mom Says
I decided the other night that I was going to start a blog called "Shit My Mom Says" in the spirit of "Shit my Dad Says". Going to see if there is enough viable material before I put the effort into organizing a blog. Living with Leila is goddamn ridiculous sometimes because when she's not being a psycho bitch, she acts like a kindergartener with ( Read more... ) -
Twitter Updates for Lazy Hannah
- 11:02 Uh oh, my BACK hurts!! Back exercises every day, no excuses. #
- 14:51 @ kboends @anomalous718 Polygamous, bi-racial, matching lesbian threesome. WATCH OUT WORLD, WE'RE COMING! #
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- 10:08 Leftover pasta for breakfast... definitely gonna VOM. Owwieeeee. #
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Twitter Updates for Lazy Hannah
- 22:24 Aaand my car accident just ruined my prospective DATE. #
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Twitter Updates for Lazy Hannah
- 10:11 I've decided I want to make babies to Kings of Leon. DAMN YOU @kboends WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! #
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Twitter Updates for Lazy Hannah
- 07:56 FML this boy is both a sexual deviant and a sweetheart. I am not a happy camper. #
- 16:04 Haven't had a good night's sleep in soooo longgggg. KOL concert. #
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Twitter Updates for Lazy Hannah
- 02:01 ECSTATICALLY HAPPY. What's going to go wrong now? #
- 10:24 ACTUALLY hungover for the first time all semester. I drank the least last night!! #
- 12:30 bit.ly/V3xYf #
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Twitter Updates for Lazy Hannah
- 05:22 Ughhh FUCK this weekend. 21 is so expensive and so disappointing. Also, it is 6am- I just took a little nappy nap. #
- 18:54 Desperately want to go out tonight but... no money :( Sucks. #