Does this make sense to anyone?

[timeagency]

Amazon, before they took over the SE quadrant of the galaxy to store their books, sold toys on behalf of other merchants. And for some reason, the coffee mugs with Torchwood on them have a team mug, a Jack Harkness mug (or Jack's mug if you prefer) and a Gwen Cooper mug (no one would call that a mug, though, would they, Gwen

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MY PRECIOUS

[ask_captainjack]

GOT THEM

GOT THEM

GOT THEM

GOT THEM!!!!!!!

CAN'T TALK NOW.

STROKING MY GUNS.

If I see you one metre past the outskirts of Abergavenny I will gut you. You had an interesting scar on your belly in the 63rd century. Wonder how you got it. I'm just threatening you because I care.

THANKS!!!!!!!

Re: MY PRECIOUS

[timeagency]

I swear, Jack, if you get cum on those gune I will not take responsibility for them jamming. They are calibrated for Daleks. But that's normal with them. And you know how to recalibrate them if necessary.

What should I pack?

Re: MY PRECIOUS

[ask_captainjack]

Are you asking me what YOU should pack? I'm not a butler! How would I know?

All I know is that you're coming to Wales so you'll need sunscreen.

Frankly it's poor Andy that had better be prepared. I hope he's got a cream for rug burn.

Re: MY PRECIOUS

[timeagency]

I hope he's got a cream for rug burn.

Jesus, Jack, it was just the one time and it was all your fault anyway. Stop blaming me for the goat's personal issues!

By sunscreen you mean an umbrella, yes?

Re: MY PRECIOUS

[ask_captainjack]

Skinned knees are an ugly look on me! Nobody notices your cock when your knees are bleeding.

Re: MY PRECIOUS

[askfor_bananas]

He went streaking in the middle of a rugby riot. I think he can handle himself.

Re: MY PRECIOUS

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Can I shoot one? Just once?

Re: MY PRECIOUS

[askfor_bananas]

What is it about guns you lot find so engaging?

Re: MY PRECIOUS

[ask_aboutcoffee]

It's the booming noise. Or the potential for destruction. Or the actual destruction! Or the booming noise.

Probably the booming noise.

Re: MY PRECIOUS

[askfor_bananas]

Booming noises are fun, I suppose.

Why would destruction be fun?

Re: MY PRECIOUS

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Why wouldn't it be?

Obvs. it is not fun when it's something you like being destroyed, or someone who didn't deserve destruction. But if it's just bits of paper with Weevils printed on them, and possibly the rocks they're mounted on....

Re: MY PRECIOUS

[askfor_bananas]

Well, I suppose there's not much harm that situation... but as a general principle, I don't really see the appeal. It's only one step away from destructive to destruction to weapons of mass destruction to mutually assured destruction. I have particular issues with that last one.

Re: MY PRECIOUS

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Who doesn't? We destroy on the small scale to prevent it! We try to, anyway.

Re: MY PRECIOUS

[askfor_bananas]

That never works as well as you want it to.

Re: MY PRECIOUS

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Nothing ever does. But at least it works sometimes!

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[of_tarminster]

Boom!