Charloft- Tuesday- One truth, one lie

[time_schizo]

1. I've slept only a grand total of five nights since the year started.

2. I can predict anyone's death within a day of accuracy.

Comments

[movetheearth]

Seriously? You put these two choices up for a truth and lie? Martini these aren't exactly easy for people to pick between... especially when number two can make people feel. Well. You know. Awkward.

If you catch my drift.

[time_schizo]

That's the whole point! Besides, I was feeling petulant and not in a mood to be charitable towards people's lack of intelligence when I wrote these out.

So are you going to guess, or just wait for someone else to?

[movetheearth]

Do you ever feel charitable?

Aww hell... you want me to pick? If I pick wrong you are going to sulk with me and don't try and deny that fact. We both know that is a truth.

I'm fairly sure that one is a lie and two is the truth because you've apparently saved my future ass more times than can be counted. Though technically I only have your word for it. And also in regards to option number one, one of those times you happened to have slept was due to a minor misunderstanding on my part over the quantity of drugs you should be allowed to take.

Heh.

[time_schizo]

Upon occasion. But stupid people annoy the hell out of me. And there's a lot of stupid people in the world.

Hmmm. I'm tempted to tell you if you're right or wrong, but then that might spoil it for anyone else who might wanna venture a guess. And must you keep reminding me of that almost OD? It's not funny! I may need to sulk just for that.