Twelve; . . .

[time_mast3r]

This is a most distressing and even more so... a confusing time. What is to become of this even I am unsure.

... Before anyone even thinks of asking: I was not the cause of this I assure you.

For all who are new I am Dana Dialga. I have been here for quite some time already.

[Translation: Guys stop screwing with my mind.]

Comments

[Private]

[betterthanawiki]

I'm quite confident that if anyone were to stop and think about it, it's very clearly obvious that you're innocent, Dialga.

Perhaps you had best explain this situation from your point of view. It's apparent by some of the network reactions here that something's amiss, isn't it?

Re: [Private]

[time_mast3r]

... I probably should, hmm?

My, you are unusually chipper today.

[Private]

[betterthanawiki]

No moreso than usual, I think. Though perhaps I should explain my point of view first, shouldn't I?

This particular self hasn't seen you in countless years. The Original One and I had... a difference of opinion, shall we say? I took the liberty of resigning from the role she'd intended for me, severing my ties with the lot of you, and leaving our planet. I've not regretted the decision once, though the Original One has since met with a rather bitter fate. Currently, I'm a member of the Internova Police Force, sent here as part of an undercover investigation.

I feel I can disclose this ordinarily-classified information to you, of course, because I'm quite sure you'll be discreet. If not, I am still quite capable of ripping knowledge right out of the minds of others. Please don't take that as a threat, only a precaution: if you are not the same Dialga I once knew, after all, there is the very distinct possibility that you are a Dialga that may not be trustworthy.

[Private] 1/2

[time_mast3r]

[What am I reading.]

[distortionnoise]

Well, as Uxie said, I'm pretty sure whatever it is you're worried about isn't your fault. What is it that's so strange, anyway?

[time_mast3r]

Ahh. Well I figured that.

... Why are you being nice...?

[distortionnoise]

[compoverlord]

Dailga. That name is familiar to me...

Greetings. My name is Lilith, and I am the computer technician.

[time_mast3r]

It is? How peculiar.

Pleasure to meet you, ma'am. I do hope your stay is enjoyable.

[compoverlord]

Ahh I'm sorry my dear, but I've already been here for quite a while. Two years, in fact. You, however, appear to be new to me.

[time_mast3r]

Oh? Hm. I suppose I did not see you, then?

[MESSING WITH MIND.... Icon is face RIGHT NOW...]

[revivedpower]

WOW, SOMEONE NEEDS TO LAYOFF THE RAZZLEDAZZLE KOOLAID.

What is it with this school and all those freakish girls anyways?

[time_mast3r]

Excuse me?

[revivedpower]

Doesn't matters, How good are you handling a tray filled with drinks?

[time_mast3r]

...Very well?

However, my good sir, I am not interested in a position for whatever you have in offer.

[yellow_binesi]

You're confused?

Lash made lemon puddings.

LEMON PUDDINGS.

If ya need me I'm gonna be in the practice room playing my electric guitar for the rest of however the fuck long this shit's gonna last.